AN: Ship? Ship.
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Vodka Aunt has named the chat 'Project Brown Bear + Polar Bear'
Vodka Aunt has added 9 people to the chat
Best Mom: Oh god what are you doing now
Vodka Aunt: Wow, I'm here trying to help our kohai and you're giving me shit
Creepy Uncle: What are you doing now
Vodka Aunt: SO
Vodka Aunt: I think everyone is aware of Futa's big gay crush on Aone
Big Baby: Yep
Smol Wall: Yes
Worship Me Fools: He's like a lovesick puppy
Vodka Aunt: WELL
Vodka Aunt: I say that we should try and get them together.
Local Monk: And how our you gonna do that?
Vodka Aunt: Well me and Sasaya have a scrapped plan for getting Kamasaki and Moniwa together, we can use that
Barbeque Dad: Excuse me you guys have what
Creepy Uncle: Which one. I still have the list
Barbeque Dad: Hold up
Best Mom: Did you guys really plan on setting us up first year???
Creepy Uncle: Yes
Vodka Aunt: Yes
Best Mom: I
Creepy Uncle: You guys wouldn't stop dancing around each other and complaining us about it and we got tired of it
Vodka Aunt: We banded together and made a plan
Disco Bitch: Did you end up using it
Creepy Uncle: Kinda
Best Mom: Kinda???
Vodka Aunt: MOVING ON. FUTA AND AONE ARE GAY AND NEED TO KISS.
Local Monk: And your plan is?
Vodka Aunt: Lock them in the locker room until they confess
Creepy Uncle: Oh, you meant our back up plan
Creepy Uncle: Yeah that'll work
Worship Me Fools: And how do we do that?
Vodka Aunt: We get Aone in there first then force Futa in there and lock the door. Give them 10 minutes and they'll be making out.
Disco Bitch: I'm down
Save Him: This is stupid.
Vodka Aunt: you got a better plan?
Save Him: No.
Vodka Aunt: OKAY LETS DO THIS
AN: Update on my sister! She got a final diagnosis, restrictive anorexia, and she's gonna have to go too an inpatient facility in the morning and get tutored/do homework at night. She's not allowed in the kitchen at all (unless it's water) and she's on a strict schedule. She's doing better, the main problem is that my parents are forcing her to eat what she calls 'fear foods' and she'll cry saying that she doesn't want to eat it. But she has to eat it and can't leave the table until she's done and my parents watch her to make sure she finishes. I'm doing okay, sometimes I'll have to go to the facility with the rest of my family for therapy and sometimes I'll have to watch her. The crying is probably the worst part but I'm doing okay. Thank you all for the concern, it means a lot <3
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