AN: And here we have another text game. I hope you like long chapters cause these gonna be extra thick
Quizarium G as entered the chat
Best Mom: What the heck
Barbeque Dad: Who is adding a bot
Barbeque Dad: AT TWO ASS O CLOCK IN THE MORNING
Creepy Uncle: It's not Luc
Smug Bastard: How do you know that
Vodka Aunt: Because he's currently in my bed watching me play ace attorney
Disco Bitch: It's not me either
Worship Me Fools: Don't look at me, If I wanna fuck with you all I'll let loose a moth in the gym.
Smol Wall: I think,,,the bot added itself?
Big Baby: What
Quiet Giant: Good morning. Why are we awake
Vodka Aunt: Time is a social construct
Quizarium G: Ｈｅｌｌｏ． Ｉ ａｍ ｔｈｅ Ｑｕｉｚａｒｉｕｍ ｇｌｉｔｃｈ．
Quizarium G: Ｎｏ ｏｎｅ ｉｓ ａｌｌｏｗｅｄ ｔｏ ｌｅａｖｅ ｔｈｅ ｇａｍｅ ｕｎｔｉｌ ａｌｌ ｍｅｍｂｅｒｓ ｈａｖｅ ａｎｓｗｅｒｅｄ ｏｎｅ ｑｕｅｓｔｉｏｎ
Local Monk: Huh
Save Him: Screw that, I'm going back to sleep
Save Him: .
Save Him: What the fuck, I can't close my phone.
Big Baby: SAME
Best Mom: oh no
Vodka Aunt: I'm ready to smash it and get a new one
Smug Bastard: Must be nice to have money from your sugar daddy
Vodka Aunt: I do not need a sugar daddy
Vodka Aunt: I am the sugar daddy
Creepy Uncle: LUC GVHBJNK
Vodka Aunt: 🤷
Best Mom: ANYWAYS, I can't close the messaging App or my phone
Quizarium G: N̡̦̹̄O̧̘͉͍̮̖̯͔͕͆̓͆ͦ ̬̯͖̹̥̆͐́O̭̱̮͈ͬ͢N̵͕̥̝͔̩̟͓ͧ͛͒E͆͂̃̿҉͍͚ ̢͙̰͉̟͍̩̒̔I͎͎̘ͮ͟S̢̳̭̰̟͉̥̓͊ͭ ̲̥̗͙̮̹̫̓̕Ả̢̲̝̝ͤͨL̞̼̮̠̣ͯ̾͛ͫ͞L͗̍ͫ҉̘̳̹͙͙̳ͅO͔̯̯̦̼̪̒͐ͮ̈́͜W̘͈̯̤̠ͯ͊͘E̸̟̥̲͖̦̐̍̔ͫͅD͈̮̝̤̽͘ ̶̥̦ͧ́T̳̗̣̥ͮ̌̌͟O̵̞̣̣͑́ ̥͉̯̫ͣͦ̓̉͝L̵̫͓̣̙͍͐̏̚E̪̰̪̭̰̗ͨ͟A̸͍̖̲̔ͦ̊V̵͇̮̓̄́ͩĘ̠̯̯͔͖̳͕ͣ͑̀ ̢̗̤̼̌U̼̻̘̮͍̗̔ͭ̚͘ͅNͥ͏̯̪͚T̴̪͓͓͉̱̘̪̗̃̆̋I̋̃̈́̌҉̟̺̘̩̯͕Ḽ̟̃̉͜ ͎̤͎̮̬̤͌̓̒ͯ̕E̝̺̩̬̬̣̩̖̽͘V͚̠͉̤͚̻ͤ̑͠Ę̖̖͑Rͥ͂̑҉̲͓̹̼̳̜̲Ÿ̧̜͍̪̹ ̴̟̫̮͇͕̳͙̗͋̒̍P̧͚̦̲͚͈̻ͪͪ̿ͤL͖̲͎̞͍͚̠̓́Ą̫͍̻͖̻̗̞̗̈́ͥY̡̗̰̜̣̝̒E̋̐͏̫͕̭ͅR̲̮̜̥̮̀ͦ̇́ ͈͙̝͛̂ͭͫ̀H̶͖̬̲̩̘̝̘̹ͫ̓A̻͉̦̬̎̓͆̅͞ͅS̭̭̻̼̿͌̊̕ ̓̄̀ͣ͏͙͈̖̫͕̜A̶̪̝͓̘͋̚Ṋ͙̯͗ͮ̀͢S̹͉̈́̀W̳͕̞̭͍͕ͫ̍͂̎͞Ĕ̙̻̝͍̘̮̹͙̕R̨̠̘̞ͥͭE̷͙̳̱̯̗͚̣̲̊D̘͉̭̜̋̓ͭͣ̕ͅ ̷͚̙̹͇̈͑͒Å̗̮̘͈̟̜̠ͨͭ̍͜ͅ ̮͔͑̒͗͘Q̨̻͍͓̩̒͊̉͒U̮̦̘̲̟̯̼͖̓͢Ę̯͍̫̝̰̈́ͯS̢̝̹̃̓̆Ṯ̱͙̬̜̯͈̙̒̌ͩ̆͠Ì̴̫̩̘̮̬͖̐̾O̧̺͈̱̚N̩̘̘̦̯̬̠̉̄͟
Quizarium G: 🎮𝕀𝕋 𝕀𝕊 𝕋𝕀𝕄𝔼 𝕋𝕆 ℙ𝕃𝔸𝕐 𝔸 𝔾𝔸𝕄𝔼🎮
Smug Bastard: This is bad
Worship Me Fools: You think?
Big Baby: Don't worry guys! It could be worse.
Save Him: how could this be worse
Quizarium G: ι αм ωιяє∂ тσ αℓℓ σƒ уσυя ѕανιηg α¢¢συηтѕ, gєт тнє qυєѕтιση ωяσηg αη∂ ι'ℓℓ тαкє αℓℓ уσυя мσηєу
Local Monk: HUH
Quiet Giant: now why would you say that
Smug Bastard: Have fun taking my 200 yen
Vodka Aunt: Wait, wired to our savings?
Vodka Aunt: oh shit
Vodka Aunt: I am so fucked
Vodka Aunt: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck shit fuck
Smol Wall: Luciel senpai! Calm down!
Smug Bastard: Stop freaking out.
Vodka Aunt: No, you don't understand
Vodka Aunt: I have a lot of money in my savings
Worship Me Fools: Yeah no shit
Disco Bitch: Your family is loaded
Vodka Aunt: I'm saving up to get an apartment after I graduate so I can finally escape my shitty home life
Vodka Aunt: If I lose that money I'll be devastated and screwed
Vodka Aunt: I can't lose
Best Mom: Calm down, It's going to be okay
Vodka Aunt: sure, it's not like my only hope to esCAPE IS FADING BEFORE MY EYES
Barbeque Dad: If that happens, we can figure something out.
Creepy Uncle: You could always stay with me. Now calm down. You're shaking really bad.
Vodka Aunt: Okay...I'll try.
AN: Inspired by melonnie on youtube! Some parts are pretty similar to their vids
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