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Vodka Aunt: The sounds of high school and the sounds of nature are exactly the same

Save Him: .....explain

Vodka Aunt: The sounds of a bunch of things trying desperately to get laid

Smug Bastard: Good to see you're back on your bullshit

Smug Bastard: (That's not sarcasm btw)

Worship Me Fools: Yes, it was too quiet without you

Vodka Aunt: Imao don't worry

Vodka Aunt: I worked through some shit but I'm good now

Smol Wall: That's good

Vodka Aunt: imao, not if you enjoyed the peace.

Save Him: I didn't.

Local Monk: Really? I'm surprised

Save Him: It wasn't as good as I thought it would be.

Quiet Giant: ^

Best Mom: I'm just glad you're okay. I was worried about you, you know?

Vodka Aunt: Yeah, I'm sorry for that cuz

Vodka Aunt: Oh yeah btw where were you??? I tried to go to your place but no one was there.

Best Mom: Why were you coming to my house???

Vodka Aunt: Step-mom kicked me out. Literally.

Big Baby: It's raining???

Barbeque Dad: Yeah, she's a mega bitch.

Creepy Uncle: He's at my place dw

Vodka Aunt: I'm gonna take a crack at it and guess you have a dick appointment.

Barbeque Dad: We're studying

Smug Bastard: So that's a yes.

Vodka Aunt: Y'all are just proving my point

Creepy Uncle: Expect Kama didn't have to try that hard

Worship Me Fools: That's not the only thing that's hard

Smug Bastard: RCTVGYHBJN

Best Mom: I changed my mind. Die for all I care

Vodka Aunt: You love me <3

Best Mom: Yes, I do. For reasons I may never understand

Vodka Aunt: Kk anyways I'm gonna beat Sasaya at Mario party. Use protection

Vodka Aunt: Or not if you're into that

Best Mom: LUC-

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