Wife: I'm so sorry work is very stressing for you bae ;(
Husband: Yeah, we have a lack of employees and overworked...
Husband: We need to hire a secretary. As slutty as possible...
Wife: WHAT? YOU WILL NOT BE HIRING A SLUTTY SECRETARY! THIS IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!
Husband: Oh dear. I meant as soon as possible...
Husband: Blame the autocorrect haha.
