Customer: Hi, this is Randy. I saw your penis was on sale on Craigslist. Is it still available?
Customer: If so, I would like to take a test drive sometime.
Seller: Hi Randy. I'm selling a prius. Is that what you mean?
Customer: Omg yeah that's what I meant. New phone problems haha.
Seller: You'll never know the surprises of your new phone XD
