Mom: I am divorcing your father. LOL.
Son: Oh god mom now what.
Mom: He gave me a stiffy for our anniversary last night. Unreal.
Son: A stiffy?? Eww Mom I don't need to know about that!!!
Mom: No, a swiffer. 30 years marriage for a swiffer.
Mom: Btw whats a stiffy?
Son: You don't need to know, Mom ;)
