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John: You home?

Paul: Yeah watching the game.

John: Good I'm comin' over and I'm bring some hermaphrodites with me.

John: Hermaphrodites.*

Paul: Uh no thanks bro.

John: Heineken! Jesus Crush.

John: JESUS CHRIST*

Paul: Ok sure bro! XD

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