Friend 1: Hey.
Friend 1: I sent you a picture of my penis. Did you receive it?
Friend 2: Wtf man.
Friend 1: Not my penis, my new penis.
Friend 1: My new penis.
Friend 1: Ducking phone, my new black penis.
Friend 2: Don't send me that, I'm not interested.
Friend 1: BLACK PUMAS BRO!
Friend 2: Lol, sorry
