Boy: Don't think I am weird but I am sleeping with that shit you left in your bedroom.
Girl: WHAAAAAAAAAAT?
Boy: Yeah it smells like you and reminds me of you even when you are not here!
Girl: If you're trying to be cute or funny. It does not work now.
Boy: OMGGGGGGGGG. What I meant was SHIRTS. SHIRTSSSSSS.
Boy: I am so going to kill myself now.
