Haikyuu!! Chatfic

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Asahi
Someone called me?

Yamamoto
Wtf?

Sugawara
Yeah, the name of the chat, we all know thats a lie
Have you seen how he looks at En-

Tanaka
NO!

Sugawara
Your gayer then I am

*Sugawara changed the group chat name to "we love volleyBALLS + Yamamoto"*

Kuroo
You too Yamamoto
I know who you like~

Kenma
Me too
And shit up Kuro
*Shut

Nishinoya
Shit

Sugawara
Shit

Kuroo
Shit

Lev
Shit

Tanaka
Shit

Yamamoto
I done like anyone, exept Kiyoko

Nishinoya
NO ONE COMES NEAR MY BEAUTIFUL KIYOKO!

Tanaka
😡😡😡

Nishinoya
Oh wait, he's part of the Kiyoko protection squad

Tanaka
Woops

Yamamoto
Bros!

Kuroo
Back to our onions

*Kuroo changed the group chat name to "we love volleyBALLS"*

Kuroo
So Yamamoto, if I would tell everyone here who your "the guy you don't have a crush on"
You wouldn't care because you don't like him

Yamamoto
OKOK I MIGHT BE GAY
JUST SHOT UP
*SHUT

Kenma
SHOT
IM DEAD
😭

Nishinoya
Shot

Kuroo
Shot

Tanaka
Shot

Sugawara
Shot
Everyone join in!

Asahi
Nope

Tsukishima
A chance to make fun of someone?
Shot

Ennoshita
Shot

Yamaguchi
Shot

Kageyama
Shot

Inuoka
Shot

Shibayama
Shot

Kazuhito
Shot

Lev
Shot

Hinata
Shot

Kinoshita
Shot Ig

Yaku
OMFL
CUT IT!

Daichi
Yes please
Cut it

Tanaka
Sorry dad

Hinata
Yeah, sorry dad

Kageyama
^

Tsukishima
Sorry not sorry!

Yamaguchi
Sorry daichi-san

Sugawara
Sorry DADDY 😏

Kuroo
Do they always flirt like this?

Tanaka
Yes

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Yamamoto and Tanaka

Tanaka
See what I mean by "they always flirt"

Yamamoto
Sadly

Tanaka
Well
We gotta get them together
Cuz I can't stand the flirting anymore

Yamamoto
Fair enough

Tanaka
Wait
One sec

*Tanaka added Nishinoya to the chat*

Tanaka
That's better

Nishinoya
Sup hoes!
Anyways
OMFL I CANT STAND THE FLIRTING
I SWEAR YESTERDAY SUGAWRA WAS ABOUT TO KISS DAICHI AT PRACTICE AND HE WAS A BLUSHING MESS

Tanaka
I FEEL YOU BRO
I CANT STAND IT EITHER
WHEN YOU WERE AT THE BATHROOM 3 DAYS AGO
OMFG
THEIR WAS SO MUCH FLIRTING
SUGAWARA-SAN FELL AFTER GETTING HIT IN THE FACE BY A VOLLEYBALL AND DAICHI TOOK CARE OF HIM
DAICHI BASICALLY TOOK SUGA BRIDAL STYLE AND BROUGHT HIM TO THE BENCH AND TOOK CARE OF THE BRUISE
AND SUGA-SAN WAS ACTING LIKE IT WAS THE BIGGEST DEAL EVER
AND!
DAICHI WAS PLAYING IN SUGAS HAIR SAYING "EVERYTHING'S FINE, YOUR BEST FRIEND IS HERE!"
DIS BITCH
AND LIKE SUGA HUGGED HIM AND SAID THANK YOU

Nishinoya
SO THATS WHY SUGA HAD A RED PATCH ON HIS FACE!
ANYWAYS
I SWAIR AND THEY ARE ALWAYS LOOKING AT EACH OTHER
LIKE
THE SEXUAL TENSION HERE

Tanaka
I SWAIR THEY NEED TO MAKE BIGGER CAPS LETTER FOR WHEN YOUR SCREAMING LOUDER
LIKE
THIS AIN'T ENOUGH!

Nishinoya
AGREED!

Yamamoto
I FEEL BAD FOR YOU GUYS

Tanaka
BRO 😭

Nishinoya
BRO 😭

Yamamoto
BRO 😭

Nishinoya
Ok the caps are killing my brain
Anyways

Tanaka
I can't stand it anymore
We gotta take out the big guns
Truth or dare

Nishinoya
We're on text bro

Yamamoto
Make it truth or truth

Tanaka
Good idea
YOU GUYS ARE SO SMART!

Nishinoya
BRO 😭

Yamamoto
BRO 😭

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~we love volleyBALLS~

Yamamoto
Ok guys
We're gonna play a game