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sidemen + sidehoes
[10+ participants]

nimrod
as the unofficial 8th member of the sidemen
i have allowed gibby to add her sidehoe

behz
YESSSSSSS
the day we've all been dying for

boggy
this is exciting

jide
and we all know who it is too

black goalie
the most exciting day

gibby
god your like flies around shit

minecraft merchant
can i take offence to that
i am brown after all

gibby
😭😭😭
i fear for ben

gibby added chilly to the chat

nimrod
WAHAYYY
nah i didn't think you were gonna do it

old man
and he has a nickname already
even if everyone calls him that

gibby
be nice

jide
how big is your dick

gibby
🙈🙈🙈

chilly
a solid 7.5

old man
JESUS

behz
yeah now we know why elle's with you

gibby
agh you caught me

boggy
transfer to chelsea

gibby
omg will you

chilly
no-
i'm leicester for life

jide
leicester are shit

chilly
so are arsenal

black goalie
WOUNDED

old man
this is why i like championship teams

nimrod
elle literally supports leeds

gibby
so do you
🙄🙄🙄

chilly
championship 😭😭😭

gibby
that's where you'll be next season babe <3

chilly
never 🤚🏼

jide
how many trophies have leicester won

boggy
more than Tottenham probs

behz
you dare bring west ham into this i swear

gibby
issie's little brother plays for them
we're not allowed

behz
good
we have slander immunity

chilly
her brother is called Declan

gibby
the first time i met him he was sick on my new shoes

chilly
fuck off 😂😂😂

jide
the first time elle met harry she shit herself

gibby
I DID NOT

boggy
smelt awful

gibby
ur the most annoying people

chilly
don't worry we've all been there

gibby
i had salmonella what do you expect
you're forcing me to meet someone when i should be permanently on the toilet

nimrod
good times 😭

gibby
hope logan punches the lights out of you JJ

boggy
i do not
i'm not getting a MAVERICK tattoo

jide
don't you get money if i win

gibby
ohhhh shit yeah
nevermind

jide
yeah thought so

nimrod
that reminds me
elle are you bringing ben

gibby
depends if he wants to

chilly
i could watch some YouTubers scrap

black goalie
😭😭😭

old man
you're from milton keynes roadman
you're the same age as harry

chilly
he's older than me by less than a month

boggy
FINALLY
someone younger than me

nimrod
elle's a cougar

gibby
talia is 5 years younger than you
i'd be careful what you say simon
our son does everything i ask him to

nimrod
if you get him to start bullying me I'll cry

chilly
do it

nimrod
🙄😂🤚🏼

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