Good On You➛Ben Chilwell

T H I R T E E N

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[benchilwell + ellemiller]

benchilwell
hi 😌

ellemiller
i've really just picked my phone up for 'hi'
wow creative

benchilwell
i can't exactly come in here and say I want you have my kids and be my wife
it's a bit forward

ellemiller
but it's got my attention
being forward gets you places

benchilwell
just to reiterate I'm not your child
he's 8

ellemiller
7 actually
turns 8 next week
and you look about 8 so

benchilwell
I'm 21 in December alright 🙈

ellemiller
and I'm 24
I'm not a cougar

benchilwell
can you be my cougar

ellemiller
what on earth is happening

benchilwell
i was obviously joking

ellemiller
you weren't

benchilwell
dammit

ellemiller
you look 12
are you sure you're not 12

benchilwell
swear down on my mums life

ellemiller
that makes you look 12

benchilwell
nah stop it
you're not being nice

ellemiller
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you thought my son was my brother

benchilwell
no one assumes at first glance that a beauty like you is a mum

ellemiller
excuse you
all mums are gorgeous
don't be rude

benchilwell
i didn't mean it like that
I've fucked it
fuck

ellemiller
you're awful at flirting
have you ever had a girlfriend?

benchilwell
yes i did thank you

ellemiller
was she 12?

benchilwell 
you're awful 😭😭😭

ellemiller
i'm funny thanks
you're like 3

benchilwell
i'm 20
what do you want me to do to prove i'm not 3

ellemiller
not look 3?
you could genuinely pass as a 12-year-old at a restaurant if you wanted to

benchilwell
yeah that's it i'm growing a beard

ellemiller
awh sweet
don't come back until you do xxx

benchilwell
this went terrible.

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