harry: yoharry: bae
harry: hemmoji
harry: lucifer
luke: yes?
harry: WHY WERE YOU NOT AT SCHOOL TODAY
harry: just when i have to tell you something exciting you bail
luke: heyy i didnt ok! i'm actually one of the rare few teenagers who like school and mum knows that
luke: uh
luke: i kinda sassed her at breakfast so she sent me up my room for the rest of the day
harry: man
harry: i love liz so much
luke: shut up she's mean
luke: but i love her
harry: aww
luke: ok tell me what happened in your boring life
luke: dont call me, i'm not in the mood to speak
harry: why is everyone rejecting my calls today? :(
luke: because you're annoying duh
harry: shut up
harry: the phone hooker's number i found in the phone booth last month, remember?
luke: yeah? finally threw it away?
harry: not exactly.. i finally got the guts and called him! and idk what came over me, i became so confident and oh gosh i want this
luke: dude! you actually freaking called the number?! i thought you were bluffing
harry: heyy be a little supportive! i finally did something brave
luke: i apologize, my curly fry. i will support you in your awkward phone sexcapades
harry: ugh that sounds so bad when you say it like that
luke: so did you talk? what was he (or she?) like?
harry: no he didnt pick up my call! odd huh? so we texted and he said that i have the wrong num and its a joke and he cursed a lot and blocked this num
harry: but he was sooo flirting
luke: you sure he's the, um, sexy talker? because he sounds genuinely pissed mate
harry: i dont think so. i think its a strategy! and i will get my phone sex only from asian persuasion as a rite of passage
luke: oh god
luke: why am i best friends with a horny dork
harry: says the one who i caught wanking in the toilets twice last year
luke: hey now. that was just a phase
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huke friendship ooh. its gonna be side muke or lashton i guess? but muke is my otp yey
thanks for the support so far. glad you guys are enjoying this :')
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Good Time [Zarry]
Fanfiction"So baby... how about that good time you promised?" "For the last fucking time you horny pervert, I'm not a phone hooker!" "Oh? So humor me then. Why did I find your phone number written in the local phone booth, with the label 'Asian Persuasion: Ca...