harry: hi heyluke: is it hi or hey?
harry: whichever you like
luke: ah, the choice of life or death
harry: choose wisely, young padawan
luke: mate we're in the same room. why are we texting
harry: bc its cool and bc you're sitting to far away. its an effing huge common room
luke: its lame actually
luke: sigh, a world dominated by technology
harry: bye then. i was about to tell you about what happened with z last night
harry: but i guess you're not interested
harry: ow what the hell
luke: he shoots he scores
harry: an eraser. really
luke: yes now spill
harry: no more free candy for you
luke: OK OK I'M SORry
harry: well Z SEXTED ME LAST NIGHT WOO
luke: yeah right
harry: look at my face. does it look like i'm kidding
luke: cant see your ugly face from here sorry brah
harry: well he did ok so HA
harry: [screenshot]
harry: [screenshot]
harry: [screenshot]
luke: HOLY SHIT HAROLD EDWARD
harry: ikr
harry: i was a squealing mess
harry: like sometimes i think he really is a normal bloke but then he goes sexting me and oh god idk what to think!!
harry: shit i think i have a crush on him
harry: lucas i have a crush on a guy who i havent seen or heard or dont even know the name of oh my god kill me
harry: what is wrong with me?!?!
luke: ok first of all, chill my curly fry. i can see you about to smash your phone against the wall
luke: and second like holy shit this guy is weird
harry: tell me about it! he's all cold and resistive like a damn virgin and then bam! he's all smooth af and giving me a damn boner
luke: k den
harry: and the best thing? i woke up in the morning the bastard blocked me! like we actually decently talked well sexted almost last night so what givesss
luke: wtf? ok majorly confusing
harry: what do i do
luke: i guess he freaked out bc he sexted you or whatever? he'll unblock you, relax. it isn't a big deal haz
luke: i was suprised he was even texting you back when he said its a wrong number
harry: you think he likes me back then omf
luke: cant say brah
harry: ughhh
harry: can i use your num to text tim?
luke: hell no
harry: pls luke pls
luke: i love you but no
harry: i'm coming to steal your phone then
harry: you can run away but you cant hide hemmo!!
harry: shit ok stop texting and chase the skyscraper ok
harry: dammit harry stop texting!!
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harry is kind of a bratty 17 y/o lmao and hemmo chill af
oh and once again, luke is 18 and harry is 17 (almost 18) in this, zayn and louis are 24, nialler 22 and liam 27
so basically current daddy zayn with twinky harry *cries*
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Good Time [Zarry]
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