zayn: so its actually truelouis: yes
zayn: you're not kidding
louis: nooo
zayn: are you fūcking serious about this?!
louis: yes oh gosh
zayn: louis. he is like eight years older than you. and you said so yourself he's getting back together with his wife
louis: no! one, liam is only six years older than me. and two, his wife wants to get back together not him
louis: and he just said its going to be casual sex between us like it always has been but now timely and i'd be an idiot to say no
louis: kinda convenient for him that i just live down the hall
louis: oh wait
louis: i'm easy access thats why
louis: thats an ego crusher
louis: wow
zayn: hahah!
zayn: but seriously bro, dont be one of those people
louis: yeah yeah its nothing serious and he's divorced so
louis: i get food and sex out of this zee, its too good to be true!
zayn: highly suspicious if you ask me. this guy seems shady
louis: thats the thing. he's such a sweetheart, always talking about his pet turtles and food and cars stuff. totally does not fit the image of a hot mechanic
zayn: i'm gonna have to meet him then
louis: oh
louis: yeah ok
louis: i guess
louis: we're just fuçk buddies tho
zayn: you are such a slut ha
louis: hey! i'm merely using my god given assets malik, no harm done
zayn: wow louis
louis: thats what they say when they see my bum
zayn: yeahno
louis: jealous flatass
zayn: grow up lou
zayn: and be careful. if this is making you so happy even tho it seems wrong, so meh. go for it
louis: you're the best best friend ever :D
zayn: sap
louis: you started it!
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writing zouis friendship hurts ;_; gonna be a challenge going through with this book now haha
lilo fook buddies omf
YAY I'M BACK HI DID ANYONE MISS ME NO OK BYE
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