niall: zaynieeeniall: zen?
niall: aw come on ! still mad at me?
zayn: no, just got back home from the tattoo parlor. i'm not that immature niall
zayn: but apparently you are as you pulled such a stupid prank
niall: butthurt! just cause it worked unlike your shitty pranks dont, doesnt mean its stupid ooh
zayn: why are we even friends
niall: well zayn. remember you were the one that loved my genius pranks in high school and followed me around to learn more :D
niall: and that was my prank from ages ago and it worked now! oh i'm a legend
zayn: wanker
zayn: well i'll have you know i removed my number from the damned phone booth. good thing i knew which one your scrawny ass is always at
niall: gosh darnit
niall: why so pissed though? oh my god !! dont tell me ! did ya actually get a booty call ?! hahaha
zayn: and that is precisely why i want to strangle you
niall: yeah yeah kinky bastard
niall: what did they say? lou mentioned something bout it and bout how my ass was in trouble. pshhh
zayn: it still is
niall: dont change the subject
zayn: ugh it was some horny teenager pestering me to pick up his call when i told him a million times i'm not a phone hooker
zayn: persistent bastard
niall: i'm pissing meself ! this is golden !
niall: come over t louis' rn !!
zayn: i'm warning you blondie. if i get another call i'm refering them to your number by saying "the irish do everything hardcore"
niall: where is the lie? ;)
zayn: wow ni
niall: lets call it a truce now, whadaya say? i'm almost at lou's. see ya there? i miss you bastards
zayn: only if louis' at home and not at his neighbor's hah
niall: oh yeahh! what is going on with him and his neighbor?
zayn: according to louis they have some sort of fuck buddy agreement. lou said he's gonna tell me the details soon
niall: we'll get it outta him! see ya soon zayner!
zayn: yeah i guess. see you then. i dont miss you tho
niall: mhm of course you dont
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Good Time [Zarry]
Fanfiction"So baby... how about that good time you promised?" "For the last fucking time you horny pervert, I'm not a phone hooker!" "Oh? So humor me then. Why did I find your phone number written in the local phone booth, with the label 'Asian Persuasion: Ca...