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niall: zaynieee

niall: zen?

niall: aw come on ! still mad at me?

zayn: no, just got back home from the tattoo parlor. i'm not that immature niall

zayn: but apparently you are as you pulled such a stupid prank

niall: butthurt! just cause it worked unlike your shitty pranks dont, doesnt mean its stupid ooh

zayn: why are we even friends

niall: well zayn. remember you were the one that loved my genius pranks in high school and followed me around to learn more :D

niall: and that was my prank from ages ago and it worked now! oh i'm a legend

zayn: wanker

zayn: well i'll have you know i removed my number from the damned phone booth. good thing i knew which one your scrawny ass is always at

niall: gosh darnit

niall: why so pissed though? oh my god !! dont tell me ! did ya actually get a booty call ?! hahaha

zayn: and that is precisely why i want to strangle you

niall: yeah yeah kinky bastard

niall: what did they say? lou mentioned something bout it and bout how my ass was in trouble. pshhh

zayn: it still is

niall: dont change the subject

zayn: ugh it was some horny teenager pestering me to pick up his call when i told him a million times i'm not a phone hooker

zayn: persistent bastard

niall: i'm pissing meself ! this is golden !

niall: come over t louis' rn !!

zayn: i'm warning you blondie. if i get another call i'm refering them to your number by saying "the irish do everything hardcore"

niall: where is the lie? ;)

zayn: wow ni

niall: lets call it a truce now, whadaya say? i'm almost at lou's. see ya there? i miss you bastards

zayn: only if louis' at home and not at his neighbor's hah

niall: oh yeahh! what is going on with him and his neighbor?

zayn: according to louis they have some sort of fuck buddy agreement. lou said he's gonna tell me the details soon

niall: we'll get it outta him! see ya soon zayner!

zayn: yeah i guess. see you then. i dont miss you tho

niall: mhm of course you dont

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