niall: i'm worried about you
louis: are you drunk?
niall: what?
niall: no!
niall: cant i be worried about my baby
louis: aw darling
niall: its a record. 5 mins gone and no liam mentioned
louis: wanker
niall: you're so obsessed
niall: and thats why i'm worried
louis: ...seriously ni? you're joking, right?
louis: i'm fine! dont worry about me like i'm a kid. its just an attraction, we have a deal. i'm not a teenager in love i swear you guys are over reacting
niall: well ya sure as hell acting like one
louis: bugger off
louis: he's an attractive guy, sweet as hell. deadly combo so you can see how i'm coping
niall: mhmm
louis: now do you have smth important to say or just wanted to remind me of my unattainable liam crush
niall: big words there lou! zayn's rubbing off on ya hahaha
louis: shiť you're right
niall: and ye pretty much. you and zayn are both obsessed with your weird af fixations lately
niall: feels good bein the only single straight guy in the squad
louis: huh
louis: oh please. i'm not even close to weird as zayn
niall: gon have t agree with ya there
niall: he actually likes texting the kid/pervy old man no matter how much he denies!
niall: we need to get him laid lou!!
louis: you're right. a heavy night at the bar this weekend it is then. i need to shake off the liam feelings ugh
niall: shake it off ohh shake it off
louis: seriously
niall: sorry i had to
niall: no bar fights this time pls
louis: no promises. zayn's an angry drunk tho but i scare em away with my tats and piercings *smirks*
niall: *rolls eyes* yeah right cuddly kitten punk
louis: i'm going to ignore you now
niall: but i'm expectin zayn to thank me for that prank any day! can you believe it?!
louis: he's just lonely ni. its been what? years since he ended it with perrie
louis: now talking to this unknown guy isnt the most ideal of ways but my best friend seems kinda happy and its all that matters
louis: he was smiling like an idiot at his phone yesterday
niall: aww our zaynie. he's happy when he claim being annoyed haha
niall: we are such amazing parents huh lou
niall: we're awesome daddies
louis: that sounded so wrong
niall: eh
louis: also zayn's not seeing someone lately sooo
niall: we cant know that for sure
louis: i'm making my best bet
louis: why are we gossiping like a bunch of teenage girls tho
niall: hahah! yeah i have band practice shitt! mikey's gonna kill me!
louis: gonna hit on your bandmate ashley again ooh
niall: she prefers halsey and no man she's taken!
louis: mhmm sure
louis: well i have to catch up on my sleep
niall: its 3 in the afternoon??
louis: your point?
niall: ok talk to ya later deadly kitten
louis: fuçk off loser
niall: *fook off ya fooking loosah
louis: are weh r'lly gon t go der mate?
niall: hahaha k bye
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niall's in a band ooh! did you guys catch the first connection between zayn and harry's worlds? ;)
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Good Time [Zarry]
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