Good Time [Zarry]

23.

harry: i know why you text me

zayn: do enlighten me

harry: what happened to not replying to me?

zayn: yeah i'm not gonna anymore, just wanted to know why you text me

zayn: even after i made it clear that i'm not who you wanted to text

harry: well i for one text you bc i just wanna have a good time, and riling you up is so fun

harry: while you text me back bc you're just lonely. pretending you dont like texting me when you actually enjoy it. its clear as day

zayn: okay one, you're seriously an idiot if you have fun by me blocking you and if you think that i actually enjoy this and not want to get rid of you

harry: no i have fun in this, what we're doing rn ;)

zayn: and two, i am not lonely

harry: but i can tell that you are

harry: you're a sexy english major and teacher, haven't dated anyone is years and is a little lonely. your last relationship was a serious one and ended roughly and so you're cautious of falling for anyone again

harry: where are you? was i right?

zayn: listen you twat. you dont know a thing about me and have no right to make your stupid assumptions

zayn: and you were wrong about everything

harry: judging by your reaction i was spot on

harry: i'm just having fun z ;) like i said, talking to you is a challenge now and you secretly like it so why not

zayn: you're so weird! and you're just a horny teenager who cant even get a date so is talking to someone he accidentally texted

harry: accidentally sexted

harry: and its fate, z. we were meant to talk like this

zayn: no

harry: i had to have a sexy urge and your friend had to prank you or maybe you just are a phone hooker ;)

zayn: wow ok its too early for all of this bye

harry: sure just say that when you have nothing to say

zayn: i'm blocking you

harry: lets see how long it'll last this time ahem

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zayn tryna be all uptight but harry can see right thru him yoo