Chibs

Chapter 2

You step back scared of what stands in front of you. This wasn't who you fell in love with and you needed to run. Galafray wasn't that big of a place so it was really easy to find refuge in a bar. The bar looked like the cantina from star wars but it said BAR on it instead and everyone in it looked normal instead of weirdos. There was a band playing on stage, setting the calming atmosphere with a nice Christian rock band called Löded Diper. The main singer caught your attention, he was a strikingly delicious young lad with eyeliner and skinny jeans, smacking his drum set with sticks and screeching into the microphone.

"EXPLOOOODEDEDDDDD DIAPEERRRRR" He screamed into the mic.

That's when you saw THEM.

David Tennant was sitting at a far table all by himself staring at you with a dark intensity in his sexy eyes. You don't know what happened when you jumped through that flux. Some really hot blonde woman went up to him and he dismissed her whilst still looking into your eyes. You are beckoned by his gaze, Stevie Moffie forgotten completely.

He stood up from his table, wiping the food from his mouth. He started walking towards you. He was wearing a brownish trench coat with a blue suit and red converse shoes. His hair was messy and greasy, but hot. His face was just perfectly perfect. His eyes were brown and shiny and his voice was a Scottish/ English sounding accent. You noticed he was holding a blue tinted screwdriver. Could it be??? He was a time lord too..... ??? Chibs and Moffat both claimed to be time lords, they stood out as only time lords had sonic screwdrivers. He came and stood in front of you.

"Allons-Y fam." The man spoke.

"Hh..h..hi." You stuttered in awe of the perfection that was David ten inch.

"I'm the Doctor, Stevpheen Modfooot sent you, didn't he?" The man said.

"Yes, I jumped through a portal in a mansion window and he caught me! I don't know where I am though." You said.

"A mansion? Why the hell were you in a mansion? Was it the byzantium mansion? Or the one on skaro? Or was it yours? Was it-" The Doctor was cut off by your words .

"Chibs' mansion." You spoke.

His eyes widened. "You....what?" He said in complete fear. He started screaming and panicking and throwing up and shitting everywhere and throwing everything around the bar in panic and turning tables upside down. "THAT BASTARD!" He screamed.

"Why what's wrong Doctor ten inch?!" You asked, confused.

"That is the reason moffffffot sent you then, isn't it." He took a deep breath.

"He's back." The doctor muttered.

"Who's back!? WHO DOCTOR?" You screamed at him.

"The Master. Chibs' wingman. " He said with dread, flipping another table.

That's when the Master walks through the doors facing the entrance doors. It was.....John Bishop?!!? He wasn't the doctor in the new written show. But to be fair it wasn't finished and Chibs wasn't the best writer. Stevvvana Moffram was.

"Well well well ten inch." John Bishop said. He had grey, brownish hair and was tall and handsome with a Liverpool accent. He had one HELL of a screwdriver, underneath his galleyfrey robes. He was wearing red, original gallifrie dress wear.

"Wait. Is this.... gallifree? The planet???!" You thought.

Jon Bissoop pulled out a walkie talkie from underneath his robes, pressing a couple buttons and signalling through it. "We've got em' fam." He spoke into the microphone.

"Bring em ere' fam." Chibs spoke through the walkie talkie from the other end.

Suddenly, Johs Bisoop's sidechicks appeared to his side. One was Tall, lanky with a cringe face, Gabe. Another was large, hunky with a strong moustache, Ron Swanson. The third had a mask over his face, but you recognised them....is it....

Your thoughts were cut off,

"RUNNNNN!" ten inch shouted, grabbing your hand. Johnyn bishoop pulled his shank out of his robes and started chasing you both, leaping over tables and chairs. You jumped over the bar with ten inch, knocking over the drinks on the side. You grabbed a lighter off the side, lighting the vodka spilled on the bar.

'VWWOOOOOOOSH'

The bar went up in flames, blocking the master.

You crawled through an air vent with ten inch, escaping the master....for now.

You heard a shuffling sound above you, rattling against the air vents. "Oh god.. what if that is moffie???" You thought. David ten inch gave you a smirk, his Scottish face looking like a perfect, hot, beautiful fresh peice of haggis. Mmm. Delish.

He started crawling towards you, shuffling seductively. He started licking his perfect, haggis like lips. He started whistling a tune that sounded like bagpipes, trying to seduce you. He whistled like the pied piper, drawing you in. He started seducing you, putting you in a trance like state. You started to smash in the air vent, denting the little metal walls around you with his ten inch screwdriver. His screwdriver, trying to reproduce some little haggis babies.

Suddenly, he started twitching, almost....changing. His hair started to move, like a wig falling off. It revealed slicked back black hair. He was the imposter!!!!! Sussily, he took out a pair of glasses and put them on, ripping off his clothes and underneath was a smart black suit. Oh no it was the evil twin from Nativity! 2: danger in the manger. AKA RODERICK PETERSON!!!!!!!!! That was NOT my Roderick.

He started scuttling towards you at the speed of light, singing " Things are really cooool in Nazareth, Our city is full of joy, Cause this is where girl meets boy."

That is when a shining light came from the entrance of the air vent tunnel. A contrasting yet beautiful singing voice singing sparkle and shine from the hit movie Nativity! starring Martin Freeman. OMG it was Mr Maddens all the way from Hollywood ! You were so incredibly voluptuously joyous and jolly to see that sexy teeny little man that you started bursting into tears. Things really were cool in Nazareth.