Chibs

Chapter 4

You and Mr Maddens, from Hollywood, watched out of the window at space and the ugly, annoying nether flux that was being put on by Chibs. Why did mafia boss Chibs want to destroy the very foundation the world was set on? He was being very silly and stupid and we would stop him. If it weren’t for him maybe your ex Dearie Stevie Moffie would’ve made another season of Shlock. But NO. 

The TARDIS kept making silly noises as the flux tried it’s very best not to let you all land on… Earth? Oh no had they double crossed you and dropping you off with Chi-

“Ay well here is the Heffley house. We need to find Roderick Heffley and get out of here as quick as possible!” Peter Capaldi as the gilf doctor said in his sexy Scottish twang. “Y/N this is a job for you as you are the sexy one here.”

You stepped outside of the TARDIS doors, taking a deep breath. "Here we go fam." You told yourself. 

It looked like your average american suburban house, with a nice garden and your average nuclear family. You went and knocked on the front door and a man in his 40's, holding some battle action figurines opened the door. "Frank, Frank Hefflie, who are you" He said 

"I'm (y/n), I'm here to see rodrick." You told him.  

He let you inside, and as you walked in you could see the stairs, the living room to the right and the kitchen to the left. A bathroom door had 'rodrick rules' written on it. This was rodricks home!!!!

You heard a drumming sound as you went upstairs, following Frank Heefley. That drumming sounded familiar…. It couldn't be….no…..

"EXPLOOODEDDDD DIAPERRR!!!!!" 

OH. MY. GOD. 

The juicy delishous emo boy who was playing the drums at the bar on galliphrey. That was rodrick hephley ?!?! 

You went inside to see Rodrick; he had some POPPING eyeliner and his hair was messy and he was quite tall and hansome. 

" eyo fam what'd y'all want?????" The american boy spoke. 

"Dumbledore's army. We're recruiting." You told him. His eyes widened in shock, grabbing some mom bucks and a couple drum sticks. On your way down the stairs, you bumped into into little rodrick. "Get away greggy!!!" Rodrick shouted at him. Greggy grabbed you, clinging onto you so you decided to just bring him. 

When you entered the TARDIS, Capaldi was turning levers and buttons. 

"VWOOOOOOSHHHHOOOWEEEEOOO" The tardis made noises as it took off into flight. 

"Where to next?" David ten inch asked. 

"Hogwarts." The Scottish gilf said. 

The Tardis flew off into the time vortex and then landed on the grounds of hogwarts. 

You opened the doors to the smell of fresh air, rain and magic. Mmmm. ENGLAND...but magic. 

"Rodrick and Mr Maddens from Hollywood, you go with (y/n) and greggy and ten inch stay with me here." Capaldi spoke. 

There was hagrids hut and some trees and Hogwarts around the TARDIS. 

You took a walk into the school with Rodrick and Paul Maddens from Hollywood. 

You entered the corridors to see a massive room of moving stairs and paintings. It was a voluptuous magic stone castle.  

"And whooooo might you three be, my dear fam?!" A strikingly F***ING FIT DILF asked as he slyly approached you. He had a posh voice with a black expensive dollar suit and a black cloak and he was holding an expensive looking cane.