Chibs

Chapter 3

Mr Maddens, from hollywood, launched himself onto Roderick, fighting in the tunnel. They knocked open a vent, rolling out of it. They were Shoving, pushing, swashbuckling, punching, kicking, hitting, scratching and biting each other all over the floor. Suddenly they stopped, realising.....

Oh.... oh no.... They weren't in the vent hiding anymore, which meant.....

Johnny bishyoppp... he was stood there with his minions....he looked angry. Raising his staff, he waved his big magic wand.

"AVADAAA KEDAVRAAAAAA!!!!!" He shouted in his sexy scouse accent. A beam of light appeared, striking the ground around them, almost hitting them. You were still hiding up behind the vent luckily, watching it happen. He kept throwing spells, the nativity teachers trying to avoid the beams. Suddenly, a vroooooomsh sound started.

'Vsoooomsh skkkkkrrrrr whhoooooooooweeeeeoooooo' the noise continued.

A blue police box appeared round them, the gravity of it pulling you into its force field. It became a solid, protecting you three.

You rubbed your eyes in disbelief, looking around at all the machinery around you. It was a silvery looking room with what looked like a console in the middle. There were bright round lights around the walls with stairs going into corridors and wvooooshing noises from all around. The room was twisting and turning and everyone falling, except one man. He was steering the room using the console.

"Where...where am I?" You managed to ask before being violently thrown into the railing.

Everything went Black. You got knocked unconscious.

When you woke up, your vision started to focus on the terrifying man leaning over you. "Eh, Fam, you awoake?" The Scottish accent said.

Scottish.....Scottish....another Scottish... that's why he saved you. It really was Scottish vs scouse.

His eyebrows were HUMOUNGUS and scary and his eyes almost popped right out of their sockets. He was pure GILF material though.

"Capaldi....Peter Capaldi." The scary gilf said.
"Aka, The Doctor." He continued.

He pulled out a pair of sunglasses and put them on, scanning your body. They made a whizzing noise, almost a......SONIC noise. This really was the Doctor !!!!!!!!!!

"Temporal shift in your cardiovascular system and a higher blood pressure, slight increased risk but I'm sure your chemical levels will be-" he ranted before you stopped him.

"WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?!" You shouted at him.

He moved away, starting to ramble on about sciencey s**t.

You sat up, being comforted by Roderick Peterson and Paul Maddens, from Hollywood.

"He can't get you in here, The master." The Scottish gilf said. "And you will be fine. I'm reading an increased heart rate though and your temperature is also rising." Oh no he was going to reveal how sexy you thought of all the men in this room. As much as you hated Roderick for pretending to be the love of your life David Tennant's Doctor, he was still sexy and hot. Especially after the fight between him and mr maddens, from Hollywood.

Suddenly, Peter Capaldi grabbed Roderick by the face and.... was Roderick regenerating????

His hair became spiked and messier in a sexy way and his suit became what it was before. A bright yellow voluptuous light beames out of his body. He was actually becoming the doctor he pretended to be earlier. But he feels more like the doctor you grew up watching tellie- that mischievous glint in his eye was back rather than the calculating look that was in it before. Mr Maddens, from Hollywood. wrapped his arms around you as the glowing dissipated from the man in front of you. You felt safe.

The Scottish doctor decided to speak up now he was fiddling with the bits and bobs on the TARDIS's console. "Ay well fam we are off to pick up a few more people so we can get dumbledore's army back together again and destroy what Chibs has created." The sound of the TARDIS noise was giving you flashbacks to Chibs' screwdriver ramming into you voluptuously.

"Allon-ze!" David Tennant's Doctor said as he joined Peter Capaldi at the console. Somehow you knew who would have to be brought in. The nether flux was making the TARDIS go all wacky and weird. "We only have enough juice for 5 stops so we have to make it quick!"

We would take revenge on Stevie Moffie's bad writing and betrayal to Shlock and Chibs' evil existence. We needed.... Them.