𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝑪𝒉𝒊𝒃𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒙 𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓| (Finished)
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𝑨 𝒎𝒚𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒏𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒍 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒂 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒈 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒘𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆 𝒄𝒉...
You were so happy that there was absolutely no more Chibs Mafia and also happy that all those sexy hunks weren’t around you anymore because it was ruining your ovaries. Midski gripped your clammy hand as your blindfolded self wandered down what seemed like a dirt path. The scent in the air was not like that fields of Sheffield and more like the fields of the midlands. The scent of Sea Salt and Chardonnay Wine Vinegar permeates the air but not as harshly as at the wedding of Walt and Emily. It smelled like home. Even the slight stench of cow p*o was comforting after the long day. It was so sussy and weird and wacky that it had only been this morning when you had gone to the meeting to audition for Chib’s wife. That flux was so loopy and sussy.
Miskdy took off your blindfold.
OMG!?!,::!!, it looked exactly like the cottage from the iconic Barbie movie Barbie and the Diamond Castle. As you turned back to mitski you saw that she was on one knee holding a heart stone.
“Would you like to bet on losing dogs with me…. Forever?” Love swelled in your heart as you looked back at her and the lesbian cottage. You couldnt believe you were now a lesbian and not an annoying yet horny straghtie. This was much better than the adrenaline fueled evil life I was living earlier with the many faces of David Ten Inch.
"Of course I will. I am so happy we moved to a brand new city!" you happily ejaculated. She placed the stone around your neck and hugged us tight.
Inside the cottage was more cottage. It had raw wood and stuff and was very cozy and there were plants and flowers helping the cottagecore aesthetic. It was extra cottagy due to the flower garden and vegetable garden that was in the back garden. Here you could eat jam sandwiches and sing songs and not in the Jason derulo way.
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Time Later~~~
It had been idk a big amount of time that they stayed in the cottage doing cottagecore lesbian things such as reading and sketching under trees and drinking tea and scissoring when something dastardly came whilst wearing those pink and blue dresses.The heart stones you and mitski wore started to glow and the magic reminded you of the horrible and awful Chibs era.
Oh no! Was it happening again. Suddenly you ran into the basement due to a big ass green dragon with an ugly face and a spike on its head started to sniff around completely destroying your house looking for some stupid mirror. Ugh Slyder… Literally have some boundaries.
Mitski grabbed your hand in fear and the previous bravery and griffindor main character complex started to raise in your throat.
