Chapter twenty- seven

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"It's scary, ya know?", Shawn says from his sitting position on my bed. I'm re arranging my book shelf just to get my mind off of things. Stress around me stresses me. I have anxiety, obviously. I look over at him and he sighs. "Not being able to just ask someone to marry you. It's like your putting your life on hold just because a couple of people said no". I nod my head in understanding and he holds out his arms to me. "Come heeerrreee". I walk over to him and sit in his lap.

"One day, we're gonna get married. Then we're gonna have 100 kids. All named Shawn Junior. But we aren't actually going to have them because a a clown is gonna kill them and you. But I remember that you like the name Blaine for a boy. So I name our child Blaine. Then someone kidnaps him and I go all around the world in search of him", Shawn says as he wraps his arms around me.

"Hm, that's interesting. But wait", I turn around to face him. "Why do I have to die? Why can't you die? I wanna be the grouchy anti social bitch. I literally already am that. It's perfect for me". Shawn sighs and places his chin on my shoulder.

"Fine. You are Marlin, Marlin is you, you are each other", Shawn says. I nod my head, accidentally hitting him in the head. "Wow, you haven't harmed me in a while. I was totally starting to miss it". I stand up and try to help him, resulting in me elbowing him in the nose. Don't ask me how I elbowed him in the nose, but I did. And he starts bleeding. God I am such a good boyfriend. Head butting my boyfriend and shit. I'm so amazing.

"Mooooommm! Can you help me? I broke my boyfriend again!", I yell. Shawn chuckles and I hear mom stomping up the stairs and walk into my room. I turn around to look at her. "Oh good, I thought that was a hippo coming up the stairs". Mom rolls her eyes and smacks me on the back of the head.

"Taylor Michael, go get me some toilet paper", she says. How dare she use my middle name too! I go to the bathroom and get some, then bring them to her. By the time we get it to stop bleeding the blood is already all over his shirt. "Shawn you may need to change your shirt".

"Oh no. My hot ass boyfriend has to take his shirt off? This is terrible. How can this be?", I fake my sadness. "Take it off, let momma see them abs". He blushes and mom smacks me again. This abuse is worth prison time. Shawn takes his shirt off and hands it to my mom. She walks out of the room and I basically attack Shawn. I kiss him nose a couple of times.

"By the power invested in me!", I kiss his nose again. "I now pronounce this nose". I kiss it one last time. "TO BE HEALED!". Shawn rolls his eyes and pulls me down and kisses me. "You're a wizard Taylor!".

"You're a nerd, Taylor", shawn says, laughing a little. I gasp and put a hand on my heart, faking my hurt. "I'm not even going to say sorry. And you have no excuse to use that quote. You're not a potter head. No quoting for you".

"But some people who haven't read The Fault In Our Stars quote the book! It's not fair Shawn!", I say. I stomp my foot in a tantrum and Shawn rolls his eyes again. I point at him. "I'll go all butter knife Peter on yo ass if you don't stop rolling your eyes".

"I have no idea what that means..", he replies. I just stare at him... "It isn't like your judgemental glare is giving me the answer either Taylor. Oh and did you call your mom a hippo a few minutes ago?". I laugh and nod my head. "You're evil".

"A little bit", I reply. "Do you wanna go to the movies tonight?". He nods his head and takes out his phone and starts looking at screening times. "I didn't even tell you which movie I wanna see!".

"Home?", he asks. I chuckle and nod my head. He smiles but rolls his eyes again. "I warned you!". I tackle him onto the bed. "This is gonna hurt. Okay? Stay still". He closes his eyes and I lean down and press my lips to his. "Oh my god I am so sorry!". He pushes me off of him gently and laughs.

(A/N: STITCHES JUST CAME ON PANDORA AND I'M SCREAMING HELP ME I LOVE THIS SONG WHAT IS PUNCTUATION WHAT IS LIFE OMG)

"That was so much torture I don't even wanna go to the movies with you now. Let's just go to the chapel and get married. I'll pay. Just getting, no I won't", he says. I laugh loudly and start tickling him.

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After the movie we leave and go to Starbucks. We order our drinks and sit down to drink them. "So, that was a fun little movie. I guess", Shawn says. I almost spit my drink out at him. Is he joking?

"That was the most amazing movie I have ever seen!", I yell. Shawn rolls his eyes and gets out his phone and checks his Instagram. His face goes white. "What's wrong?". He hands me his phone.

Nash Grier-

*PICTURE OF THE CASH ENGAGEMENT RING*

I SAID YESSS!

"Oh my god", I whisper.

A/N:... Why is everything so BAD so lately!? Idek anymore. I feel so bad like I let you guys down and everything and..I'm a terrible daddy boo :( You guys are so awesome and I'm just here like..hi. :(

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