A Goat's Vacation

Gilbert's Among Us backpack😘

     "SALLY! Where is my Dunkin-Donuts Boston Cream donuts?" Gilbert said in frustration. 

     This was an everyday event. Sally was a terrible girlfriend. She never listened to anything Gilbert demanded and to be honest, she was a bit ugly. To add onto his stress, his kids were obnoxious! They would never shut up, always asked for help, and were ungrateful. Gilbert was sick and tired of this madness. If his life weren't bad enough, he worked all day long. In total, he worked 7 hour a week! He was truly the man of the house and did everything for his family. What did he get in return? Nothing. Gilbert had to make an easy decision. He was going to abandon his entire family and move to Hawaii. 

     Time to pack. In case you weren't aware, Hawaii is a very humid place. This meant that Gilbert had to dress for warm weather. He had decided that he should pack before telling the family about his plan, amusing that he would be kicked out as soon has he revealed his dirty secret. As Gilbert opened his closet, he saw a mysterious box. It was on a high shelf, so Gilbert had a hard time reaching it because he was 4'7.  As soon as he picked it was with his hands and opened it, he was to stunned to speak.

     "AN ENGAGEMENT RING!?!? FOR ME?!?!?!?" Gilbert shouted.

     "I really hope that isn't for me because I'm dipping!"

     Gilbert set the ring aside and continued to pack. He packed 27 Hawaiian shirts, 5 pairs of underwear, 45 bathing suits, and 2 pairs of socks. Oh, I almost forgot! 8 booty shorts as well. Gilbert has a bit of a bladder problem, so he needs backup pairs of bathing suits. If I wasn't clear, his bathing suit patterns include Hello Kitty, Among Us, and a toothbrush. As Gilbert stuffed all his belongings into a bag, he felt a volcano erupt inside of him. Well, not actually. But he felt it. It was as if he was forgetting something. 

     "That is it! My sus Among Us  poster!" Gilbert said with relieved voice.

     Gilbert heard footsteps coming up the stairs, so he had to hurry. He ran over to his bed, crawled under his bed, opened up his secret dungeon,  grabbed his sus Among Us poster with a powerful force from Star Wars, and safely packed in in his Among Us backpack.  Right as he zipped up his Among Us bag, the door slammed open.

     "WHAT THE FROCK DO YOU WANT JIM?" Gilbert annoyingly ask.

     "I...I was j-j-just wondering i-i-if you wanted t-to come downstairs and t-t-t-t-talk to mommy.....?" Jim said in terror.

     "NOBODY LOVES YOU! I'LL COME DOWN ON MY OWN TERMS!"

     You see how his children treat him. They are literal monsters. Although Gilbert hateded to listen to his dirty, little snotty children, he wanted to get McDonald's for dinner. That meant he had to listen to his ugly, horrendous looking girlfriend. THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Gilbert fell down the stairs and broke his left butterscotch! You would think his day couldn't get any worse, right? Well you are right. It got much better after he heard exciting news.

     "Gilbert, the kids and I have been talking, and we have something to tell you." Sally announced.