A Goat's Vacation

Gilbert's Visit to the Hospital

     "Ma'am wake up. Ma'am. Are you okay?" A stranger asked.

     "I am a male goat. Also, why wouldn't I be okay." Gilbert responded.

     "Your on fire."

     "WHAT! GET ME OUT OF HERE! I CAN'T GET UP! I'M GOING TO DIE!"

     Gilbert's POV

     Beep. Beep. Beep. That's the sound I heard when I woke up after passing out. I was in fact on fire and I couldn't stop drop and roll. It was only my first day in Hawaii and I almost died. I guess Hawaii is a dangerous place to live. I saw a volcano when driving to my resort with Maggie. I miss her. Anyways, when I woke up, I was being wheeled into a very bright room. I had to close my eyes it was so bright. I am very sensitive when it comes to lights. On my right, I saw a really hot doctor. I think his name was Henry. On my left, I saw my best friend, Jack. I love Jack so much. He is really the best. I wonder what it would be like to date him? I'll get into that later. 

     I think I had a hallucination. When I was in my room, I saw a sussy Among Us imposter. He was red, the sussiest kind. There was also a blue crewmate. Guess what happened? Red killed blue. I couldn't believe what I just saw. A murder seen what happening in the hospital. I called for help. I couldn't let blue die like that. When Henry, the hot doctor, came in, he seemed worried.

     "What's wrong? Are you okay?" Henry asked.

     "NO! I AM NOT OKAY! THE RED SUSSY IMPOSTER FROM AMONG US KILLED THE BLUE CREWMATE. YOU HAVE TO HELP! PLEASE! DON'T LET BLUE DIE LIKE THIS!" I responded.

     "That was not a funny joke. I actually thought something was wrong."

     "I'm not joking. I'm not. I saw him. Please help him. I SAW!"

     "Listen, I know Among Us is fun. Trust me, but this is not the time or place to make jokes about it."

     No one believed me. Out of everyone I could trust, not even Henry believed me. I think I'm over Henry now. It's not like I ever actually like him because I'm not gay. Right? Right. When I was ready to give up and leave the hospital, I saw Jack. He had left to get me McDonald's and he came back. I could always rely on him.

     "Hey, I'm back. You seem upset, are you okay?" Jack asked me.

     "No, I'm not. No one believes what I saw." I answered.

     "What did you see?" 

     I explained the whole situation to Jack. He was very understanding. Jack was the only one who believed me. Well, I think. After I told him, he went up to a doctor with a concerned look on his face.  After a few hours of taking blood tests and different medications, I was finally ready to be released. Jack helped me into the wheelchair and wheeled me to his car. He was so rich. Jack offered me a ride home, so I obviously said yes. We had a great conversation. The main topics were Among Us, underwear, and mommy issues. As he wheeled me over to my resort, he asked me a question. A big question.

     "Gilbert, I've been meaning to ask you something for a while." Jack said with a nervous voice.

     "What is it bestest friend ever?" I responded.

     "Um, would you maybe want to go on a date with me?" Jack asked me.

     Oh.....my.....god.

     "YES! I mean, sure. I'll give it a try." I responded.

     I wanted to play it cool. I think it worked.