A Goat's Vacation

Gilbert's date with Jack

     Today was the big day. Gilbert's first date in a while. When he was with Sally, they never went on dates because they hated each other. Like a lot. Like I said, the only reason they were together was because Sally got pregnant the first time they hooked up. Once they had one child, they had to even it out. That was a mistake. Anyways, Gilbert woke up at 5 A.M to get ready. They were going out at 7 P.M, so he needed time. 

     "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm..............What shall I wear?" Gilbert asked himself.

     "Should I go with a crop top and booty shorts, or an Among Us suit? Definitely the Among Us suit."

     DING, the door made I sound. Oh no! Was Jack already here? How could this be? Gilbert just started getting ready.

     "CRAP! WHAT DO I DO?????????" Gilbert shouted.

     "I'll me there in a minute you little cutie. I mean-nothing." Gilbert said.

     Gilbert had to rush. He quickly put on his Among Us suit and grabbed his Among Us backpack along with his Among Us flip flops. Oh, I almost forgot. He also brought his Among Us sunglasses for style and protection. 

     "Um, hello." Jack said.

     "OMG SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! THAT OUTFIT IS ON POINT GIRLY!" Gilbert replied.

     "Thank you. You look nice too I guess."

     "Where are we going?"

     "It's a surprise."

     Gilbert and Jack were on their way to the special place. The car ride was very awkward. It turned out, Jack likes Country music. Oof. When they got to the place, Gilbert was in shock.

     "We're going skinny dipping!" Jack shouted.

     "YASSSSSSSSSSSSS QUEEEENNNNNNN!" Gilbert replied.

     Gilbert and Jack then went swimming nude. They took photos, talked about Among Us, and had an intimate moment together. It was nice from what I heard. There was a lot of  noise. Like a lot. It was so loud that there was a noise complaint made and the cops were called. Jack spent the night in jail. Gilbert was going to at first, but decided to flee.