A goat works 7 hours a week and is exhausted. He decides to abandon his family and travel to Hawaii. What troubles will he run into? Will he meet new people?
"Oh my Jesus Chris what do you want now?" Gilbert blurted out.
He really tried to keep it in, but he himself is more important than Boston Cream donuts.
"We are kicking you out, Gilbert. You do NOTHING in this house and honesty, are a waste of space." Sally said.
"Really? This is one of the best days of my life. But obviously, moving to Hawaii and abandoning my entire family and talking all of your money is the best day of my life."
"I hate you, you little nasty lying dirty skunk."
"I cheated on you with your work best friend MELISSA!"
"I AM FILING FOR A DIVORCE."
"WE AREN'T MARRIED YOU DUMB*SS!"
For an approximate 3.3456354 seconds, this fight continued. Gilbert grabbed his Among Us backpack, his flip flops, his girlfriend's wallet, and a tube of toothpaste. He got stuck in the door when he tried to leave the house because he is extremely obese. In other words, the is a juicy, thick hunk of meat. With the help of his daughter Rebecca, he finally got through the door. He now had a severe rash on his upper hip. But that didn't matter. He was finally going to live his dream! And before you ask, yes, he will be a yoga instructor to earn money. The taxi he ordered had to be custom built because of his obesity. It was red, not yellow, and was spelled "Tabriz".
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"Vroom Vroommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." The red taxi said.
The ride from the house to the airport was 5 hours long. With Gilbert's free time, he journal-ed. Some topics that he wrote about in his life include Among Us, his mommy issues, and his favorite food, spaghetti O's.
"Beep Beep!" The car stated in a formal, but understanding way.
Gilbert had a few medics on hand he help him out of the red taxi, sense he had a bit of trouble getting out. The air smelt like Hawaii, even thought he wasn't there yet. Gilbert had a bit of a bladder accident at the airport, so he got to skip the line. Everyone had to move out of the way, so Gilbert could get by. With all the money Gilbert had, he got a whole row for himself. After all, it wasn't his money. Gilbert was all settled in and ready to fly, but the airplane was having a fit.
