A goat works 7 hours a week and is exhausted. He decides to abandon his family and travel to Hawaii. What troubles will he run into? Will he meet new people?
Well, the plane didn't actually cry, but oh my was that plane a baby. The wheels were messed up, the wing was bent, and there was short staff. This was ridiculous. I didn't spend all my girlfriend's money for this type of treatment. After 5.444444443 minutes, everything was under control. The plane started up, so I took out my Among Us backpack and the Among Us coloring book inside. There were a lot of detailed pictures to color, which was therapeutic. Speaking of therapeutic, I need therapy, like a lot of it. Anyways, the plane ride was going pretty good. I finished most of my first coloring. I was missing a yellow crayon, so I was not able to color the background. I'll see what they have in Hawaii.
"Hellow ma'am. Would you like a beverage?" The airplane worker asked.
"First of all, I am a grown man. Second of all, yes I would. Can I please get a juice box?" Gilbert politely asked.
To be honest, I do look like a women. When I went to Walmart the other day, at least 5 people called me ma'am. Moving on, things started to go downhill from here. Right as I got my juice box, we all heard a gorilla. Actually, more like a growl, but the point was made. I started to get really nervous, causing me to pee myself on the plane, again. This has happened a few times before, but I don't feel comfortable talking about it. The pilot went on his speaker to announce something, I guess important.
"Hello ladies and gentlemen. If you might have heard already, there has been a slight issue with the plane. Please do not panic. Things like this have happened before. It will all be handled shortly."
Holy cow. He was really wrong. Before getting into that, the pilot started to run around the plane with random papers. I think one of them had my name on it, probably has to do with my bladder problems. I saw the pilot looking through a manual and pressing some sussy buttons. I think it is safe to assume that the pilot was not prepared for this. Right as I went to take a sip of my juice box that I completely forgot about, the plane has having a bit of a nervous breakdown. It started shaking a ton and my juice box flew out of my hand! That was so rude to be honest. For a second, I thought the shaking came from someone in the bathroom. It's happened before.
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The pilot came out from his private room and started to cry in front of us. His lisp was at its peak right then, but I could make out the words "we are all going to die" and "just jump out. What's stopping you". He's not lying. What is stopping us? Is there really anything else better to do? As I was saying, the pilot was not happy. If things weren't bad enough, the bottom half of the plane fell off. It was traumatizing seeing all the people, especially the old ones, falling from the sky. Then, the plane started to go up and down, go in circles, and flipped. This will definitely make the news. Eventually we crashed into a really juicy tree. It looked kinda good. I think 25 people died. That includes the pilot and the really hot staff lady. I can confidently say I made it do Hawaii.
