A goat works 7 hours a week and is exhausted. He decides to abandon his family and travel to Hawaii. What troubles will he run into? Will he meet new people?
Today was the big day. Gilbert's first ever yoga class in Hawaii. Gilbert was so excited to teach his passion and inspire others. First, he had to pack his yoga bag. The supplies include an Among Us yoga mat, a towel to catch his sweat, an Among Us sweatband, and 25 pairs of underwear. When Gilbert does yoga, he gets sweaty and pees himself. Extra pairs of underwear are needed. He should probably tell the lady about his bladder problem. Gilbert doesn't like to share private information though. Anyways, he had to grab his Among Us backpack to get his Among Us flip flops for yoga. When he opened the bag, he was in for a surprise.
"THE ENGAGEMENT RING?" Gilbert shouted.
"Wait a minute. I could make bank off of this thing. It won't be any use now."
Gilbert set the ring aside to sell on eBay on his free time. There was no time to waste. Gilbert shoved everything into his back and headed off to the Yoga place. He convinced Jack to come to his first ever session. Once Gilbert got there, he met up with Jack.
"JACK!" Gilbert shouted, "YOU CAME BESTIE QUEEN SLAY!"
"Of course I did best friend." Jack replied.
Gilbert had a few minutes to spare, so he warmed up. He did 5 poses, including child pose, the donkey kick, and I forget the rest. Right as he finished, his clients walked in.
"Hello my little minions." Gilbert said.
He got no reply.
Gilbert had them first warm up. They also did the child pose, donkey kicks, and I forget the rest. After that, it was time for the real stuff to begin.
"First, you have to left your leg up in the air and try to lick i-" Gilbert demanded.
The building burned down and Gilbert did not get to teach his class. His dreams were crushed and he was heart broken. If things couldn't get worse, he got a cramp and couldn't walk. Gilbert slept next to the burning fire that night.
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