Danti Oneshots Book I ✨Guess✨

Memes And A Confession

Person B showing Person A some of their favorite vines and memes.

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Anti was walking through the halls of the manor, looking for Dark. They had checked all of the outside areas, including the gardens, three times over, the living room, the kitchen, the professional kitchen, the lab, the doctor's office, the bar, the theatre front, backstage, the library, even his office! The only places Anti was yet to search were the gym because that's where Jackie tended to hang out, the textile room, Jameson and Marvin were there, Dark's actual bedroom for obvious reasons, and the indoor vegetable garden. Anti thought it was weird that there were as many things to do as there were, but they supposed that everyone's personal interests needed to be appealed to.

He eventually arrived at the gym, not excited to go in. As much as Anti liked to work out, he hated seeing Jackie there. Yancy and Illinois weren't too bad, though. Fucking goofy. But they were fun to talk to, except when Illinois tried flirting with him. That was always weird, especially in front of Yancy, who was probably Illinois' boyfriend. There was no proof that they were dating. But there was no proof Anti was dating Dark, so they felt they had the right to assume.

Walking through the gym doors, Anti looks around to the different equipment to spot the dark ego. As expected, Jackie and Yancy were doing their workouts, and Captain Magnus was bench pressing King of The Squirrels, Yandere, The Jims, and Eric all simultaneously. Seeing that Dark wasn't among them, Anti turned around to walk out the door but stopped when Jackie called out. "Hey Anti!" The glitch turned around, and Jackie jogged up to him, putting them into a prime noogying position. "I don't see you around here often! You finally decided to start working out, huh?"

"What is that supposed to mean?" Anti replied monotonously. Jackie just laughed loudly. "Well, I mean, the few times I manage to catch you around, you seem to have gained a couple pounds. Not to mention you eat nothing but junk food all the time!"

"First of all, jackass, it's muscle mass; my fighting style doesn't require being gross and bulky like you."

"Hey!-"

"And secondly, you can't say shit. I've seen you scoff down two family sized pizzas by yourself."

"You eat whole boxes of jam doughnuts by yourself."

"You act like your having an eating contest every time we're having a barbeque."

"You bought 10 whole tubs of fairy floss at the fair just to eat every single one by yourself."

"I shared 3 of those tubs!"

"Sure you did, Anti." They break out of their brother's grasp and step back towards the door with a huff. "Whatever. Have you seen Dark anywhere?" Jackie raises his eye suspiciously in response, "Looking for your boyfriend, huh?"

"Oh piss off you know we aren't actually dating."

"The blush on your face is telling me a different story."

"I'm not blushing you're just gross and sweaty and humid."

"Whatever you say, Anti... Haven't seen him."

"Jim thinks Jim saw Demon Jim head towards the bedroom hall." The Septics turn to the Iplier egos, who seem to have overheard their conversation. "And by think, Jim means Jim knows. Jim was watching Demon Jim."

"Uh... Thank's... Jim?"

"Glitchy Jim is welcome." Slightly weirded out, Anti turns around and exits the gym, now having an eye witness to go off of. He heads towards Dark's room but decides to ask Wilford to confirm he's in there, considering they're like besties or something Anti assumes he'd know.