Danti Oneshots Book I ✨Guess✨

Tulips At Your Door

This one was requested by Nd_gameer; sorry for the long wait!

If you can make this request, So Anti has been receiving a white tulip in front of his room, he asked everyone about it, but no one knows.....at least that's what he thought.

Dark always put a white tulip in front of the anti-bedroom door and laughed at how cute Anti was running around asking people about the flower and how he got flustered by the note he left along with the tulip.

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Anti's POV:

"Another one? Fucking, really?" He leans down to grab the familiar flower, twirling it as drops of water shake off. "Well now I have the whole fucking rainbow."

He closes the door and walks back into his bedroom, dropping the white tulip into the plain vase with the others, each a different colour, all at varying degrees of decaying since the glitch refuses to let any actual sunlight into the room. Lately, there has been a tulip outside their bedroom door every morning, and no matter how many times they've asked, no one seems to know where they're coming from. Of course, there have been a couple of people Anti hasn't asked yet, but judging their behaviors, none of them would know either. Jackieboyman, because he's an insufferable prick. Unus and Annus, because they were too busy doing their weird shit, Old Mark, because he's senile. Google, because his virus protection programs make being around him suck, and finally, the ever-prissy Darkiplier... well... that one's self-explanatory. Oh well, at least the flowers are pretty.

They shower before changing into more productive clothing, just their signature black shirt and ripped jeans, before leaving their room and wandering downstairs into the main living area. "Morning, Anti!" Dr. Iplier greets. "How'd you sleep?"

"Shit," They gruff, walking around the display kitchen island to make some cereal, "More nightmares, as always."

"Ah, well, I'm very sorry to hear that." The American doctor sips at his coffee, stepping out of the way when Anti goes to open the fridge. "There was another flower outside my room. A white one." He mentions, and the Iplier ego raises his eyebrows with curiosity. He begins to speak but is cut off by a new voice.

"A symbol of purity and sincerity." The vague echo of a ticking clock indicates it is one of the piss boys. "Associated with new beginnings, often given as a gesture of apology, or to express forgiveness."

"They also represent hope and caring, making them the perfect gift for someone you care about deeply."

'Oh fuck, it's both of them,' Anti thinks with rolled eyes, turning around to see Unus and Annus standing in their signature poses. "Good morning!" Dr. Iplier chippers to the two, who greet him back and make themselves breakfast. "You've been getting a lot of those." Annus says, drinking his strong, black coffee, "Do you know who's been leaving them at your door?"

"You make it sound like you do." Anti accuses him with a raised eyebrow, putting down the cup and juice they had grabbed while talking. "I know a lot of things." He states ominously as ever, making Anti scoff and glitch with annoyance. "If you know something and you aren't telling me, I swear to god I will beat you-"

"We don't know who's doing it." Unus cuts in, defending his other half, who had his hands held up in defense, "But we might have a general idea of who it might be."

The glitch perks up at that. After weeks of colourful flowers and the occasional love letter (which the bastard typed so they couldn't tell by the handwriting), they might finally get some damned answers. Unfortunately, however, neither of the two seemed like they would be willing to give up any straight answers, the pricks, and they've never been ones to give in to threats, especially Annus. "I assume I won't get anywhere trying to make you tell me, won't I?" He states flatly, getting a hum and nod in reply. He grumbles at his juice, wiping his mouth and placing the glass on the sink more aggressively than intended before asking, "Could you at least give me a riddle three or whatever you call being weird and ominous?"