Matts pov:
Ryan sneaks me into his secret fancy room that has pink glitter wallpaper.
He doesnt hav any pants on or a shirt only his rainbow-colored that said ¨everyone loves matt¨ boxer.
Ryan slowly rip the colorful boxer off
Only to find out....
MATT DOESNT HAVE A DICKK!!!!!!
y/n pov:
ŸOU DON HAVE A DICK
y/n heard soeone scream
it wa ryan reynolds
there was a kock on the door
Matt Virgin, Ryan Reynolds, Ngito Komaeda, Leo Dćaprio, Dzai Osamu and Y/n was invited to a tea party hosted by Sans Undertale, which is secretly Matt's dad and know his secret .
Sans : I would lie to inform you that my son doesnt have a dick
MAtt: IM PREGNANT
Matt: WITH NOAH'S BABIES
MATT: ITS A TRIPLETT
MATT : I GIVING BIRTH RIGHT NOW TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL
Sans: sto having a birth weŕe hving a tea party right now
Y/n: yeah so rude matt, this is why everyone hates you
a agical light comes from above and goats voice cuts through the tea party
God: im a material gowrl
he growls as he grabs matt and they dissapear to the void
nagito: what a party pooper god he rolls his eyes
At The Gods Hospital :
MAtt: ARGGARGARGGGGGARGGGGGGGGGARGARGGAARRGGGGGGARGGGGARGGGGGargargARG
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GOD: shut up mattt youre delerious hurry up and give birth god.
Moments after, Matts gave birth to 3 beautifu babies: Midoriya, All might and Shigaraki.
Unfortunately he accidentally broke his collatbone while giving birth
Y/n rushed into the hopital
y/n: Matt my love!! Are you ok??
Matt: WHERE IS Y HUSBAND NOAH
The mafia boss arrived.
Ryan: Kittens... You ran away fro my again..
Ryan: AND you, my side chick.. He said, as he pointed to Matt, who is still holding his three babies whom are covered in blood, ..you dont have a dick. You've dissapointed me.
He make a smirk face. Babygirl, come, i will give u babies that r prettier than those three .😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
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