Funeral and birth

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y/n: we are here today to mourn the death of mr. comso fairly odd parent

matt was sobbing and litterlly no one else cared 

you guys are lucky i work at a morge y/n says 

walk it off matt 

we are also here to mourn the death of simra who died off screen due to her being ryan reynolds second side chick 

and he doesnt care about her enough

and he doesnt care about her enough

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anyways now im pregnant with phone guys child 

ryans angry that i choose a phone over him

my child is snufkin he was born after like a day 

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my child is snufkin he was born after like a day 

he was born to be a star hes too good for u guys

he was born to be a star hes too good for u guys

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hes tall

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hes tall

taller than ryan reynolds so he was mad mad

Kitten u cheated on me?? Growls Ryan, Why?? With a telephone?? 

Ryan said he will punish me

But he lost to a literal phone

haha

loser


matt there

everyone sloves matt

matt is life

matt is love

live, laugh, do matt 

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