100 OTP Prompt Challenge

26. Halloween (Eren x Jean) CRACKFIC

26. Halloween (Eren x Jean) CRACKFIC!!!! 

The hectic night, once a year, where people dressed up and took candy from strangers was bliss for a specific couple. They would always hold a costume contest, each of them trying to top the other. This year, neither were backing down. "FUCK YOU, JAEGER!" A prominent voice hollered from one of the downstairs room in their spacious house. "WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DAMN GLITTER GLUE YOU SON OF A SHIT!?" The voice hollered again, followed by the pounding of footsteps thundering throughout the house. "UP YOUR ASS, YOU HORSE!" A sarcastic tone hollered in response, before the brunette chucked the glitter glue from the stairs at the copper haired male. "Bitch boy.." Jean growled, storming back to his masterpiece. He just needed glitter glue to make it perfect. This year, the community voted on a theme for Jean and Eren. They were to dress... In drag. Whoever did it the best was "Queen" for this year's halloween. "I'll be glamorous!" The horse-male grinned, fixiating the wig he ordered off of some online sight onto a wig head and began styling it. Curling the light pink tendrils, he smiled when it was perfect. Now, all was left is to find a pair of fishnets. He knew his boyfriend had some, but where... Wall Maria only knows. 

Meanwhile, the brunette was piecing together his drag queen costume. He even went out of the way to buy fake BOOBS for Maria's sakes. He grinned as they jiggled when he jumped, letting out a girly giggle. "Fab as fuck! Horse bitch is going down." He smirked as he applied a thick layer of bright red lipstick to his lips, nearly jumping out of his skin when said copper haired male entered the room. All he did was open a drawer, on of the brunette's to be precise, and took a pair of his rainbow fishnets. "THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE, NOOO!" "Please??? I'll buy you some more cream soda~" "Oh hell yes, borrow them!" 

With that, the time was here. The entire gang was there. A blonde boy, dressed up like Howl from Howl's Moving Castle stood upon a makeshift stage - more like an old, worn out table the couple had smashed and turned into a stage -, holding a microphone in his slender fingers. "Alright, welcome to the 4th anual costume competition! This year, the two were given the theme of Drag Queen! Lets see what they've got!" He hollered into the mic, followed by whoops and hollers from the crowd. "First down the run way is the one... THE ONLY..... JEAN KIRSCHTEIN!" The blonde grinned, watching as the boy strutted down one of the stair ways. His glittering pink dress reached his mid-calf, a cut in the side almost reaching his belt line to reveal neon-rainbow fishnets. He wore a pair of pink stelletos that he had borrowed from a dear friend of his, along with a curly pink wig. His makeup was done in a pastel-goth type fasion, bringing out the color in his eyes. Many cheered for the fabulous horse. "NOW, HERE'S EREN JAEGER!" The blonde hollered again, and a huge puff of glitter fell from the other stairway. The boy strutted out, his arms pressed to his sides to help with the size of his "boobs". His low cut, maid like outfit was truly a shock. It hardly covered his ass, and let a lot of his "boobs" spill out from the front. He wore a long, LONG brunette wig, and a pair of stockings. His mary-jane shoes that he stole from his adoptive sister clicked against the wood, until the two were side by side. They pulled eachother into a passionate kiss. 

"AND THE WINNER IS........................."

Decide for yourselves whos the victor in the comments below! ^-^