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Percy and Nico back when they weren't together:
Young camper: Percy, why don't you have a girlfriend?
Percy: Because I'm gay.
Young camper: What does that mean?
Percy: It means I like boys, not girls.
Young camper: . . . Then why don't you have a boyfriend?
Percy, looking at Nico: I don't know. WHY DON'T I HAVE A BOYFRIEND, NICO?
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Percy: If I died, how much would you miss me?
Nico: It's cute how you think death can get you outta this relationship.
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Percy: Hi, I'm Percy Jackson. And you?
Nico: Not as straight as I thought, apparently.
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A person: We have to get going
Percy: I can't, Nico's asleep on me
A person: Push him off
Percy: [outraged and offended]
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Nico, realizing he's got a crush on Percy: Why do I have butterflies in my stomach?
Aphrodite, sarcastically: Have you been eating caterpillars?
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Tenebrarum Maniplus - Riordanverse Randomness
De TodoThis book will just have headcanons, memes, stupidity, and overall randomness. Random ships. Aside from that, I take requests for one-shots and truths or dare's. ---------- Percy Jackson Nico Di Angelo Leo Valdez Annabeth Chase Piper McLean Frank Zh...
