The Healer of the line of Durin

Trolls

I come back to our camp with four rabbits to find the camp deserted. I look around to see that four ponies are missing. I see smoke over the rise and I follow shouts. I find the company tied up and some over a fire pit with three trolls arguing.
I start to snicker when the trolls begin talking about seasoning the company over the fire pit. I watch as one says
" why don't we sit on them a squash them into jelly." I can tell they aren't to bright.

" No, no , no they need to be sautéed and grilled with a sprinkle of Sage."
" oh that does sound quite nice."
Complaints come from the company. I shake my head as I move closer. Then I get a brilliant idea. I begin to sing .

(Listen to song below. Don't own song)

" oooahoo, oooahoo
Upon one summer's morning
I carefully did stray
Down by the walls of wrapping
Where I met sailor gay.
Conversing with a Bonnie lass
Who seemed to be in pain
Saying William , when you go
I fear you will never return again"

As I go into the chorus I notice that everyone goes still and silent.
Then two of the trolls all look at the one rotating the dwarves on the pit.
" William, why is the voice talking about you?"
" I don't know Tom! Why don't you ask it!!!"
I smirk and begin the chorus

" my heart is pierced by Cupid
I disdain all glittering gold
There's nothing that can console me, but my Jolly Sailor Bold.

His hair hangs in ringlets
His eyes as black as coal
My happiness attend him
Wherever he may go
From Towerhill to Blackwell
I wander, weep and moan
All for my Jolly sailor, until he sails home.

My heart is pierced by Cupid
I disdain all glittering gold
There is nothing that can console me.
For my Jolly Sailor Bold.
Theres nothing that can
Console me
For my Jolly Sailor Bold."

I begin to wail and moan
" Where is my Sailor, William?
Where is he? I need my Jolly Sailor bold?! " I scream out . the trolls all run away.
" THE VOICE IS AFTER YOU WILLIAM! Every troll for himself!!!!!!!!" Says Bert
As they disappear I come out from my hiding spot. And begin to laugh a cackling laugh.
" Since my Sailor ran off I need a stand in. Shall it by a King instead." I ask in a creepy voice. Silence . Then
" Alright Oriane. You've had your fun come out and untie us." Says Dwalin grumpily.
I chuckle and step out of my hiding spot.
" But uncle it was so much fun."
" Maybe for you but Bofur has his foot in my back! Hurry up Lass!" I walk towards the ones in the sacks and begin cutting their bindings. Afterwards I blush as I find that the trolls had stripped them down to their .....ahem underclothes.
" Lass I ask kindly that ye turn away while we dress." Says Bilbo. I place a hand over my eyes and wave a hand at them.
" Gladly"
I turn around and make my way back to our camp.