𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘 𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐔𝐄𝐒

(xiii) babe

(before we begin, i request everyone to take several moments and admire the phenomenon that is iwaizumi hajime (27) athletic trainer)^^^^

kou was barely awake when he grumbled at the very familiar voice.

yoshi was the one that woke up first, widening his eyes at the source of the voice.

bokuto koutarou was standing in the kuroo's apartment and looking at them in absolute bewilderment.

"oh my god-", yoshi mumbled and then nudged kou.

"mhmm", kou turned around in his sleep, not in any mood to wake up.

"yoshi, right?", bokuto pointed, "hi"

"kou your uncle kou is here", yoshi whispered furiously, tapping his shoulder so he would get the hint.

"nice try", kou still did not open his fucking eyes, "uncle kou is in... brazil? yeah, he's in brazil right now cause he had some fight with mom"

"kou, i'm actually back", bokuto said a little louder, scoffing, "and is that what chi told you? that we had a 'fight'?"

"no...", kou groaned loudly as he opened his eyes slightly, "... fuck, are you really here?"

"will someone please tell me what is going on here????", bokuto was exasperated, "don't you two despise each other???? why are you both-"

kou sat upright, recognising bokuto's tone more with every word. oh shit.

"shit, i don't know how to explain this", kou whispered.

bokuto was a little concerned about the fact that both of them seemed to be panicking. like they'd just been caught doing something they weren't supposed to be doing even though they were only sleeping.

god, they were being painfully defensive.

"tell you what...", bokuto slowly backed away, "how about you just tell me where chi is"

"don't tell mom", kou said by default.

"oh no, i just wanna see her cause she's been blowing up my phone for the last month and she went like radio silent yesterday", bokuto assured, "where is she?"

"dad took her on a trip for the weekend", kou yawned, still rubbing his eyes, "they'll be back tomorrow"

"where to?", bo raised his eyebrows

"i don't...", kou was still not fully awake.

"hokkaido", yoshi answered for him instead, looking at kou, "that's what you told me, right?"

"...right", he nodded

"they randomly-", bokuto sighed, "i'm so mad"

"what exactly went down between the two of you?", kou asked, "mom's been whining about it for weeks now"

"ugh", the man rolled his eyes, "ask her"

"i've asked her and she won't tell me", kou groaned, "just tell me"

"i'm still here", yoshi reminded

"i don't care, i wanna know", kou huffed, "you can listen too babe"

yoshi elbowed him in the stomach for the nickname and now bokuto was even more confused about what the fuck went on in the weeks he was away from home.

"okay fine", bo looked around, "do you think your fridge has beer?"

"yeah, it has beck's", kou casually stated

"but both of them prefer heineken", bo walked over to the fridge next to the bar, "or was she lying about that too"

"wow, what the hell did mom do?", kou was more interested than ever at this point, blindly following his uncle (and godfather) to the bar.