𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘 𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐔𝐄𝐒

(ix) adlers

y/n had two thoughts in her brain.

firstly- the woman in front of her was fucking gorgeous. the kind of gorgeous that you catch yourself thinking about at random times of the day.

secondly- the woman lives in kousuke's house and the logical conclusion would be that she's kou's mom. which meant her cover was about to be blown.

"need some help?", the woman asked, smiling at her in pure amusement.

y/n shook her head apprehensively. "no thank you"

"the walls don't block out that much sound y'know", chi stated.

y/n stared at her, horrified. she heard them and she isn't even fazed???

"i'm sorry for the... disturbance", she whispered and kou's mom laughed and held out a hand.

"c'mon", she held out her hand, "before hina sees you"

y/n sighed wearily, realising she had no choice. then she accepted her hand and with some effort, got into the penthouse balcony.

"wow, how old are you?", chi questioned, raising her eyebrows, "rin has truly lost his way."

y/n did not answer her question, looking away, clearly scared. "sorry for the inconvenience, i'll let myself out. uh, thanks for helping me."

chi narrowed her gaze at the girl, as if trying to get her to give her some information.

"you remind me of me a little bit", chi remarked absently, before sighing, "ah well, no matter. it was my pleasure to help you out."

as y/n was leaving, monkey ran straight to her, pouncing on her leg eagerly. she missed the dog. she couldn't resist petting his head.

"that's monkey", chi explained, "my son named him. i personally would've preferred gojo but he didn't agree."

y/n looked back at her, eyebrows raised. "i love gojo"

"you have great taste then", chi smiled.

y/n nodded, smiling back before was on her way out.

and then things got messy. the elevator doors opened and in walked her pretend boyfriend.

"y/n", kousuke looked so fucking confused, "and... mom?"

chi looked at kousuke and then back at y/n and then back at kousuke.

"y/n- the y/n- what- the y/n you're seeing?", she looked back and forth and then her eyes widened. she didn't seem angry, just very deeply amused.

kousuke side-glanced at y/n who looked like she was full of guilt. she shook her head.

"yes", kousuke answered anyway, "why?"

"aren't you two... uh, are you two exclusive?", chi asked cautiously.

"...uh, yes, yes we are", kou nodded and y/n laughed nervously.

"y/n, sweetie", chi's smile faded and her voice was suppressing a ton of anger, "it seems you went to the wrong floor."

"oh fuck", kousuke muttered, "y/n you had one job"

"hina showed up unannounced what was i supposed to do", she hissed

"you came in through the balcony?!", kou gasped, "how did you not die?"

"honestly at this point, i wish i did"

"okay", chi interrupted, "i think i understand the situation"

"mom, it's more complicated than you think", kou sighed, "there's no way you-"

"both of you liked each other but it didn't work out and are now seeing other people that you want to keep secret and you're pretending to date as a cover."