My teenage high school romance comedy can't be this perverted!

Asia

Hiiiii~ Another chapter is here!

Also I reworked chapter 1-10, it is now a lot better than before with far less grammatical errors and new lines.

beta read by n1ch, Shigiya, Solitary heart and 8kagi

Also read 4 chapters weeks early on my p@treon at /NimtheWriter.

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-Kuoh-

-Hachiman POV-

Living in modern times allowed most people to be connected with everything and everyone around the world.

News traveled in an instant, word spread around fast and nearly everyone was able to be kept up-to-date with the latest trends.

It is in this case that some people would judge others for not knowing of either a popular movie or hit song that came out a few days or weeks ago. Joking about whether they lived under a rock this whole time or what. A harmless jab that both parties knew the answer to–a joke between two people.

Yet here I stood or sat in this case at a local fast food restaurant, holding a cup of coffee which might kill me, if I consumed any more caffeine. Watching in fascination and disbelief as a young girl in her teenage years, who came all the way from Italy, trying to figure out how to hold a freakin burger.

I felt like those people who were staring at a exotic animal in a circus.

'Has she been locked in a room for all of her life?'

Not just the burger, even simple things like the road, the nearby buildings and even his smartphone awed the girl to an unbelievable extent. She behaved like a child who just left the house for the first time.

"Oh no, I broke it!"

Oh, she held the burger incorrectly and spilled everything on the plate. In her panic she tried reforming it but failed miserably, she even began adding her fries in it without noticing.

"I-I'm so sorry! I ruined the chef's dish!" To my horror, her eyes began watering with tears threatening to spill at any moment. The surrounding people even began giving me dirty looks, somehow thinking I was responsible for making her crying. "Please forgive me lord, for I have wasted perfectly good food!"

And now she was praying.

Good thing I wasn't a devil or else her prayers would have given me a killer headache.

I decided to help her out… again.

"Alright, alright stop your crying, Argento-san. Take my burger, I'll just put yours back together." I switched our plates and showed her the proper way to eat the meal.

She watched me in fascination as if I was in the middle of performing a magic trick.

"Muuuu!" The moment she took a bite of the burger, her eyes sparkled in delight, a radiant light appearing out of nowhere, as if to show off her innocences. With a bit of sauce on her lips she kept munching on her burger, humming in delight with each bite..

"This is so delicious! I never thought such amazing food could exist!" She grew excited after her proclomation, excitement nearly bursting from the young girl. "Thank you very much, Hikigaya-san! This is all thanks to God that I met such a kindhearted person!"

Jeeze, I never seen someone enjoy a burger this much?

"I can guess you never had a burger before, right?"