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Rule 1: Don't run
I guess it makes sense, don't wanna have the kids trip and die on the floor where everyone can see.
Rule 2: Don't yell Rule 3: Don't scream
Rule two kinda makes sense, don't deafen people. Rule three raises some flags if you think about it, though. It makes sense at first glance, but if you think about the lore...
Rule 4: Don't poop on the floor
UM?! Why is THAT rule 4?? Why not, like, "use the washrooms," or something? People are almost certain to break this rule once they find out. People are just that way, they wanna break stupid rules just to prove a point.
Rule 5: Stay close to mum
So this one definitely raises a few red flags. If I need to explain why this is suspicious, you clearly have never payed attention to the lore before or just forgot it.
Rule 6: Don't touch Freddy
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...WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87?! (No it was actually the bite of '83 but it still applies)
Rule 7: Don't - something.
If you know what this says, comment please. It looks like it says "don't bit," but that doesn't make much sense.
Rule 8: Leave before dark
Makes sense for a pizzeria, but raises flags for a Fazbear restaurant. Why can't they stay a bit longer - for example, if they lost a kid or something? Sure, they might get killed by an animatronic, but the night guard or owner should be able to help avoid that. Plus, I'm wondering why it specifies sunset rather than actual closing time. Instead of "leave at closing" it says "leave before dark." What if it's winter and it gets dark hours before closing? What if it's summer and it closes before dark? It can totally mess up business.
