These are not meant to be accurate. Just funny.
Levia Barisol: You think putting her in a dress would be cursed.
Behemo Barisol: You think putting him in a suit would be even more cursed.
Eve Moonlit: You say that the only things she did wrong were stealing some apple-babies, killing a bear-person, and continuously screwing up the world.
Adam Moonlit: When you say, "Kaito did everything wrong," you mean him.
Seth Twiright: You love to hate him.
Meta Salmhofer: You just feel bad for her.
Hansel Moonlit: You like that he's a dork. You also want to hug him.
Gretel Moonlit: You like her because you like the fairytale.
Irina Clockworker: You like enemies to lovers. Or you like "step-brother" animes and red cat plushies.
Kiril Clockworker: You wish he had a better sister.
Elluka Chirclatia: You were actually surprised by that part in Ma Survival. And you like Kiyoteru.
Sati Venomania: You can acknowledge how much of a jerk he was.
Cherubim Venomania: You felt bad for him at first, then the story kept going.
Gumina Glassred: You were excited to learn that Gumi was in the Lust Arc.
Mikulia Greeonio: You liked her at first, then her song came out. Now you just feel bad for her.
Mikulia Calgaround: You thought she was Mikulia 1, but she wasn't.
Lukana Octo: You like Kayo, but you liked the Lust Arc more.
Maylis Beelzenia: (Vine Time) YYEESSS!! YYYYYYEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!! Or, you wish Rin and Len had been in the arc to be around her.
Karchess Crim: You like him because he didn't do anything wrong, other than date a married queen.
Banica Conchita: Her name is Banica Conchita, formerly a master of this land's gourmet foods. Or, you think Big Vampire Resident Evil Lady was inspired by her/think Conchita is the better of the two. You also liked Meta.
Carlos Marlon: There's a good chance you like Karchess, and you probably think Carlos is the best out of the Marlon Bunch.
Arte Conchita: You like small gremlin children.
Pollo Conchita: You like gremlin children without brain cells.
Platonic: You think she was just foreshadowing to Margarita. Either that or you wish she had been in a song.
Riliane Lucifen d'Autriche: You either are new to the fandom, got into it by watching Daughter of Evil, or just like Rin. Anytime you see/hear, "Oh, it's tea-time," you try to not cry.
Allen Avadonia: You either relate to him for better or for worse, got into EC with Servant of Evil, or like Len. You also tend to reference to the characters by their Vocaloid names, which can get very confusing. Or you like/hate watching Len die.
Germaine Avadonia: You have a little brother who is annoying, but you'd die for him.
Kyle Marlon: You refute arguments by saying he was possessed. Or you think he looks cool.
Ney Phutapie: You like assassin characters.
Prim Marlon: You just like her because she's Prima.
Yukina Freezis: You like writing.
Keel Freezis: You think he's not bad.
Clarith Netsuma: You think she's pretty, or you relate to getting bullied. There's a high chance you ship her with just Michaela, or with Michaela and Gumillia. You also like Ayn.
Michaela Arklow: You consider her and her Second Period counterpart as two separate characters. And you were probably raised on Vocaloid as a child. You also probably liked The Little Mermaid as a child.
Ayn: You just love this boy and wish he lived longer. There's a good chance you like Clarith, but don't ship the two.
Elluka Clockworker: You find her funny.
Gumillia: You get really annoyed by the random commas in her sentences. I do too.
Margarita Blankenheim: This was your first EC song. And you probably know what it's like to try to keep a broken childhood promise alive.
Miss Julia: You find her hilarious for some reason. Or you just like the idea of Mother Meiko/Child Len.
Kaspar Blankenheim: You think he's a jerk who needed more screen-time.
Lemy Abelard: You like this funny little clown boy. "Mother, I require chicken nuggets." And if you know DR:V3, you probably kin Kokichi as well.
Ayn Anchor: Again, you want stuff to go right with this guy. You just love Ayn. I don't blame you at all.
Kayo Sudou: You like Luka, and you like the sin Envy. Or you just like sewing. Plus you thought her death was the saddest.
Kokutan-douji: You like Allen, but you like Kayo even more.
Kai Miroku: You only listened to the song and genuinely thought he was her husband. Oh, how wrong you were.
Mei Miroku: You think it's funny to have Rin call Germaine "Mom" because of her.
Miku Miroku: You don't know why the kids have their Vocaloid names, but it makes life easier.
Rin Miroku: You just sobbed. That's it.
Gallerian Marlon: You like this funny, weird, lawyer man. And you collect stuff. And you like spoons.
Ma: You relate to "I'm not stealing because I want to, I want to give the ghost significant reason to haunt me." a little too much.
Postman: You didn't know who she was at first, now you do. And now you're just sad.
Michelle Marlon: You really wanted Gallerian to be happy. Lol.
Nemesis Sudou: You just like Gumi and great songs. And guns. And sad romance. And funny memes.
Nyoze Octo: You were genuinely sad when he died. Then you listened to TLR and cried some more. Fireworks will never be the same.
Gammon Octo: You like this funny, well dressed man.
Master of the Court: You like sleeping, Phoenix Wright, Danganronpa, and dolls.
Master of the Graveyard: You love the song and the person. If you like Parks and Rec, you probably also like April.
The Servants: These two are downright hilarious, and you're here for it. Hansel/Pollo is totally high.
Master of the Hellish Yard: You think she's cool.
Master of the Heavenly Yard: You know who he is, but can't resist making jokes.
Gardener: You think Gackupo is hot.
Waiter: You think she's like that annoying sister, and she definitely is. You also used to ship her and Gardener, but not anymore.
Gear: You don't like him that much, but you like MCR a lot.
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Ask Waiter! (Gammon is here as well)
FanfictionAsk Waiter/Postman/Lilith from Evillious Chronicles! Gammon found his way in here as a guest, and I'm not gonna kick him out. I don't own the art or the characters. The characters belong to MOTHY, and I don't remember who did the art.
