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Theatre Headcanons

-Gardener said that he couldn't trust Waiter as far as he could throw her.
-She got really hurt by this.
-He ended up literally launching her across the outside, to Grave's horror.
-Waiter got hurt, but she had fun.

-April Fool's Day is like a death sentence. You cannot be unprepared for it.
-If you don't have a plan, sucks to be you.

-Grave and Gear are constantly fighting, unless Ma did a thing. That's the only time they work together.
-That, or when they're drinking.

-Court loves reading Harry Potter.
-Someone should really monitor what she does online.
-No one trust her.

-They all get together to read terrible fanfiction. It's become a sport.
-Whoever can read the bottom of the barrel-type stories without stopping gets $100.
-Gear has gotten very rich. It's because he has no soul.

-Gardener: What are you doing?
-Waiter: *doing something dangerous* Wouldn't you like to know, Weather Boy?

-Court has a tendency to send everyone to hell.
-Gallerian is crying, not from happiness, but because that's not correct.
-"No, it's only if they can pay you! If they can't, then you send them to hell!"

-Ghost gets played every day.
-Gardener dreads it. He's gonna die.
-Amygdala's Rag Doll is the worst offender.

-Every time someone intrudes, they have to sit through a ton of vines and muted, terribly over-voiced Twilight.
-Sometimes, it's easier to be eaten.

-Turning off the sound and subtitles of a movie and voicing-acting over it has become a popular event.
-Gardener might die if he has to play someone from Cats again, but Waiter will take that chance.

-When he first started working there, Gardener had to deal with Grave and Gear fighting.
-Eventually, he just handed them knives and left the room.

-Ma is not allowed to pick the fanfics ever again.
-The last one she picked was My Immortals.
-That is how you die in the Theatre. There is no forgiveness.

-As a joke, Arte bought Pollo the same outfit Behemo wears.
-He didn't think twice about wearing it.
-If it wasn't for the fact that he kept tripping on it, he would have worn it all day.

-Nemesis stopped by one time, but everyone pretended to not be there.
-She just thought that everyone else was crazy.

-Movies get fought over. Don't every attempt to suggest The Bee Movie.
-Crimes will be committed if you do.

-There was a Harry Potter/Percy Jackson war.
-No one knows who won it.