Theatre gang as Shane Madej (and Ryan Bergara) quotes

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  Ma: Friends murder each other all the time!

  Graveyard: Gear, every room you're in is a panic room!

  Gear: I did meet some insufferable people, but they also met me.

  Arte: *along with Pollo and Waiter* We're here for the cult stuff! We saw the ad on Craigslist!

  Pollo: Rock and roll, buckaroo!

  Gardener: Hey there, demons, it's me, ya boy.

  Postman, about to cry: (I'm a human being!)

  Court: I've connected the dots!
  (Waiter: you didn't connect s***!)
  Court, confidently: I've connected them.

  Waiter, about Gardener: No one can see the top of your head, except for maybe God.

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