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Embarrassing

From: @RimaRoseWrites: I wanna know what the Theatre gangs' most embarrassing moments are.

Lilith: Ask and you shall receive. Mine was definitely when I ran into the door frame. I was on Gardener's shoulders, and I forgot to duck. Grave is ninety-nine percent sure I have a concussion from that. Hang on, lemme me get the others.

Grave: I totally know what Gear's is.

  Gear: Please, stop talking. I don't need to help bury another body.

  Grave: Try to kill me, and you'll regret it. The twins know many annoying songs of this timeline. Especially ones that have to do with baby sharks.

  Gear: .......

  Gear: Then at least let me tell it.

  Grave: Be my guest.

  Gear: So, basically, Ma, Grave, Gardener, and I had a drinking contest where we read a god awful fanfic and took shots. I got so drunk that I ended up slamming my glass down too hard. It broke.

  Lilith: *lightbulb going off* Oh, so that's what that sound was. Arte just told me to ignore it.

  Pollo: I don't have any embarrassing moments.

  Arte: *muttering* That's 'cause you don't get embarrassed by the dumb sh** you do. I got embarrassed when Gardener *glares* walked in on me when I was playing with that kid.

  Gammon: I never want to see that again. Something about you treating a kid like a human being is just weird to see. I guess I always thought you didn't like kids.

  Arte: She was twelve, not four.

  Gammon: I still remember hearing about my sleep talking.

  Lilith: After Gammon lost the drinking game, he starting reciting lines from that abomination in his sleep. The stuff he said......it was great. So, Gammon, do you still like Vamp-

  Gammon: Lilith, if you keep talking, I will not hesitate to show everyone your masters art pieces.

  Lilith: *shuts up*

  Court: I dunno if I have one, but.....never mind. I fell asleep on top on the fridge one time.

  Grave: We still have no idea how she made it up there. That will forever be a mystery to us all.