ʀᴏᴏғᴛᴏᴘ ғɪɢʜᴛ - ɴᴄᴛ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ

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"FIRST AND FOREMOST I'D LIKE TO THANK PAPA PARK FOR HAVING A WEAK PULL OUT GAME SO MAMA PARK COULD GET PREGGY WITH SEORIN" heejin screamed into the megaphone, followed by yells of the other friends
"YEAHHH"
"MAMA PARK IS THE BEST"

"SECOND, I'D LIKE TO THANK US BEAUTIFUL AND PRETTY AND SMART AND INTELLIGENT AND SOPHISTICATED, well not yasuko, GIRLS AKA THE THANOS SEXUAL FEMALES FOR RAISING SEORIN INTO THE WOMAN SHE IS TODAY"
"YEAHHHHHH WE'RE THE SECOND BEST"
"WE RAISED HER FLAT ASS"
"are we just gonna ignore the fact that she didn't call me sophisticated?"

"THIRD-"

the door to the rooftop opened and in came 7 boys dressed in suits. they looked equally shocked as the girls except for one who spoke,
"is this the perfect time to say FBI OPEN UP"
"shut up, chenle"

"excuse me females, can you like.. fucking leave?"
"aw hell no. this rooftop is a public property so therefore you have no right to tell us to leave! we're staying here." yasuko spoke

"but we came to fight our good friend jisung here, it's his sweet sixteen" chenle spoke as he held jisung's arm
"I'm not sixtee-"

"well we came here to have an epic food fight with a burnt ass cake because seorin can't bake for shit"
"shut up meihui, you set the temperature too high"
"fuck you seorin"
"well fuck me then"

there was silence before heejin sighed,
"let's solve this like adults, shall we? there's enough room on this rooftop for us to use, we can stay here while you can have the other side"

"you know she's right, donghyuck... or we could just leave and not find" jaemin suggested
"tch, jaemin don't be a bystander who doesn't like fighting"

"you know what i think we should do? have a boys versus girls singing battle!"
"you can't even sing, hyemin"
"no but she's got a point"
"mark, this isn't a gacha video thingy"
"fuck you jeno, always being markphobic"