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A = Aftercare (What they're like after sex)
Hange is so soft afterwards. They press kisses all over what they can reach (your face, chest, legs, arms, back). Then they're going to ask if you're okay, and what you want to do. They'll give you a quick wipe down and then immediately cuddle you. If you want a bath or shower, you'll have to tell them because otherwise they will not do it. Your wish is their command!
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner's)
On their partner, they don't have just one favourite. They love everything about you. If Hange had to pick, they would probably say your cheeks. The way they're so squishy and kissable and how they get when you smile is the most beautiful thing to them. Bonus when there are tears falling down them from how good they make you feel.
On themself they like their hands - they can touch you and make you feel good. They also like their brain, but that doesn't really count.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically... I'm a disgusting person)
Hange loves it messy - they want to see both of your arousals mixed together and slicking up your thighs. Or even across their face. They make it their mission to have you squirt at least once. They live for your pleasure.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
They're a person who doesn't believe in having a dirty secret. They have no shame or embarrassment when it comes to asking for or telling you what they want to try and what their fantasies are.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they're doing?)
Not super experienced, but they know what they're doing. Hange is a smart person and can pick up on the smallest details about you; from the way your breath hitches when they move their fingers a certain way to the way your eyes gloss over when they say a certain thing. It's almost like they have a folder in their brain reserved just for how to make you fall apart.
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
Hange's favourite positions are:
Missionary: They like the intimacy with this one. Being able to see your face, and have access to your neck and chest is essential for the,. They just love watching you and the feeling of your plush thighs squeezing their waist/hips, or even tossing one over their shoulder
Bent Over: Having you bent over a desk, table, the arm or back of the couch, etc. just gets them going like nothing else. It puts you in a more vulnerable, and possibly embarrassing, position which just turns them on more. Plus it gives them access to suck hickeys and leave bites down your shoulders, back, and neck. They can also pull your hair to tug your back up against their front.
Scissoring: A classic. If you're female-bodied/afab, then this position will definitely be a go-to for you and Hange. The feeling of your clits bumping and the mess it makes is otherworldly to them. Plus it's cute to watch you desperately hump them.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
They can be! Honestly, it depends on both of your moods, the scene or session you want to have, and the day. They can be serious, or they can be cracking jokes and laughing with you. Their default is usually light hearted, with giggles and a few teasing words.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
Dark and curly! What Hange does with their pubes... differs. Sometimes they will just trim it or they will just leave the bush alone. Lots of times though, they like to shave/wax different designs into their pubes. A runway, a heart, a star, etc etc. Honestly, they'd probably ask if they could do yours too. Think of it as a bonding experience.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect...)
Hange has a bit of a harder time with romance. The way they love is a bit... quirky in comparison to the average person. So they are romantic, but in their own Hange way; which you, as their partner, would learn to read and cherish the more time you spend with them. Sex is always intimate with them.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
They don't jack off as much as you would think! It usually takes them a few orgasms before they're relaxed so in their mind, if it's going to take so long, they'll just wait until they can be with you. When they do masturbate, however, they like to use a vibrator or one of those clit suction toys. They get off on the thrill of being caught, so they tend to do it in more risky places or when they know someone else (see: you) is home.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Hange is a Grade A freak with an abundance of kinks and fetishes. Here are their top 4:
Daddy/Sir: Hange likes the titles. Honestly, whatever you're comfortable with calling them, they love. So, if you want to call them daddy or sir or mommy, they are down 100%. Likes the power dynamic of it all as well.
Bondage: They love to tie you up and have you completely at their mercy. You always look the prettiest when you submit to them like this, either willingly or by force.
Pet Play: Absolutely adores how cute you look in a collar and leash with a matching little tail plug. You just look so cute, they could fuck you senseless. The added humiliation of having you crawl around, ass stuffed with the plug, trailing behind them as they tug on your leash practically has them cumming in their pants.
Overstimulation: You always look so pretty and cute with tears hugging your lashline as you beg for their mercy. They want to milk you for all your worth, feeling so good that you go stupid. You wanted to cum so bad, so why are you complaining now that they're helping you?
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
They love to do it in places where you guys could get caught; their office, in the bathroom, storage closets, etc. And of course, they love doing it at home outside of the bedroom too (the kitchen, living room, etc.).
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Hange gets turned on by a lot of things you do. When you're so focused and absentmindedly put your pen/pencil to your lips, when you play with their hair and scratch your nails over their scalp, wear their clothes, or are just walking around in your underwear. Of course, they love the classics like lingerie as well. Also, when you're direct with them and tell them what you want. Hange just thinks you are absolutely stunning and everything you do could get them going.
N = NO (Something they wouldn't do, turn offs)
Absolutely no scat or vore. Other than that, as long as it's safe, sane, and consensual, they are down to try anything at least once.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Hange prefers giving their partner head over receiving it. You just taste so good - they could go down on you for hours. And they're an absolute menace with their mouth. Skilled tongue plus their keen observation skills? Yeah, you'll be flying high and unable to walk for a while. Their skills are unmatched. Hange takes pride in their head-giving skills, and wants to make sure you're 110% satisfied when they're done with you.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
They're usually fast and rough - it just helps them let off steam and destress. They usually go for multiple rounds though, so usually it starts off fast and rough and then dissipates into something a lot more slow and sensual.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
Loves quickies! They just get off on the public aspect of it, the risk, and they like the little bit of humiliation from having you act like they didn't just have you cum on their fingers and mouth. A quickie doesn't really satisfy them though, so they'll make an excuse to take you back home to be able to thoroughly fuck your brains out.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
Oh absolutely. Have you met Hange? Experimenting and taking risks is their game! They won't do anything without careful research and input from you. Again, safe, sane, and consensual is what this is all about.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last...)
Hange can go for multiple rounds. They don't masturbate a lot, so they have a ton of pent up energy. That with the addition of stress from their job, they are always ready to go for a long time. About five rounds on average - but it also depends on you and how long you can go.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
They have an abundance of toys to use on themself and you. Vibrators, suction toys, straps, implements for impact play, ropes and ties, plugs, collars and leashes, etc etc. They are loaded with them. An avid believer in toys enhancing sex life as well as them being a teammate and not a competitor. They would love if you would go shopping with them sometime.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
They are a huge fucking tease. There is nothing they love more than seeing you teary eyed and begging for them to let you cum or from having them just talk and belittle you. Hange loves watching you squirm as they tell you exactly what they want to do to you.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Hange is incredibly loud. Pretty moans, stuttered breaths, and chatty. It's like they want someone to catch you two in the act! They also want you to know how good you make them feel, how good you taste, and just how good you are to them.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Hange really wants someone to watch them fuck you, or to watch someone else fuck you. Especially if that person is Levi, Erwin, Miche, or Nanaba. Watching you get destroyed by someone as big as Erwin or Miche would turn Hange on immensely. As well as seeing Levi flustered by watching you two fuck, or from him fucking you, is instant-orgasm worthy to Hange.
X = X-Ray (Let's see what's going on in those pants, picture or words)
They have a larger clit, which they lovingly refer to as their cock, and inner labia which falls a bit lower than the outer labia. A dark pink/mauvy kind of colour.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Their sex drive is high - before you started dating and afterwards. Their horniness is always buzzing in the background - it doesn't help that they don't help themself by getting off, so it just accumulates until it's too hard to keep under wraps.
Z = ZZZ (... how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
It takes them a while to fall asleep afterwards. They stay up, talking your ear off about something random until you fall asleep. Then they might read for a bit or jot down some ideas for their work before settling down next to you to try and sleep. They usually stay up at least an hour after you've fallen asleep.
