"WAT THA BLOODEH FUK IS GOEN ON 'ERE?" Sean yell at Mark beside him on the couch. "'Ow tha bloodeh fuk wud dat even be sexuel in any sense?"
"I don't even know..." Mark answered, staring wide-eyed at the screen.
" I meen, 'ow is dis," Sean said, opening his mouth and rapidly flicking his tongue. "Even fukken remotely plesent in a lass' mouth, eh?"
Mark tilted his head at the screen. "Maybe it's better than it looks?"
"I fukken dout et," Sean replied, shaking his head. "I mean, look." He grabbed Mark's head and pulled his lips to his, flicking rapidly with his tongue. Mark flailed for a moment before Sean let him go.
"Well?" Sean demanded. Mark stared at him, wide-eyed.
"Not that bad, actually," he said, thoughtfully. They both turned back to the TV.
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Crack || ONE-SHOTS Jacksepticeye x Markiplier.
FanficShort one-shots about the adorable youtubers Sean and Mark. Pure crack!fic and pretty hilarious to read out loud. Some are fluff or kissing one-shots.
