"Sean!" Mark yelled into the apartment, closing the door behind him. "We're in an article!"
His roommate came out of the bathroom, wearing a pink bathrobe, the entire water tank, and his ever-present hat.
"Enother on?" he asked, coming to stand behind Mark. "Red et oot."
Mark cleared his throat, lifting the magazine, and began to read.
"YouTube has become a common place for people to share themselves playing video games. More popular among these are the YouTuber 'legends'-"
"Fuk yeh, wer legends!" Sean whooped on his ear.
"-YouTuber ' legends PewDiePie and SmoshGames-"
"Aw, wat da fuk? Fuk yu too." (How have I not been sued for this accent?)
"As well as their friends and fellow YouTubers, Markiplier and Jacksepticeye."
"Ther we fukkin' goo."
"These two seemingly 'more-than-friends/roommates' have taken the internet by storm with videos such as Drunk Minecraft and Turbo Dismount. Aided by Markiplier's alter-ego Wilfred Warfstache (a pink-moustached reporter) and the overly Irish antics of Jacksepticeye (who's real name is Shaun)-"
"Fukkin' basterds spelt me neme ron! Fukkin' pricks!"
"We can be sure to expect great things from these two in the future. Provided they sober up and can keep their hands off each other for more than two seconds at a time," Mark finished, closing the magazine.
The two remained silent for a moment.
"Well, dere not fukkin' ron aboot tat."
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Crack || ONE-SHOTS Jacksepticeye x Markiplier.
FanficShort one-shots about the adorable youtubers Sean and Mark. Pure crack!fic and pretty hilarious to read out loud. Some are fluff or kissing one-shots.
