Surprise

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"Supernatural's on in five minutes," Mark called out to his roommate.
"Jus' give me a fukken minute. Aye've go' a surprize for ye!" Sean yelled out, his Irish accent sounding like a terrible Scottish cartoon due to bad writing.
"It better be popcorn. Extra salt," Mark called back, a second before Sean stepped into the room.
He was wearing a skintight leather bra and pants that oddly fitted him quite well, yet must have chaffed. To top it off (literally) he was wearing the hat.
"Ravage me, Mark," he said, aiming for a husky voice, but ending up Indian accent.
Mark stared at him. "Actually, kinda hot," he admitted. "But can we do it after Supernatural?"
"Well, obviously afta bloodeh Seupernataral, mate," Sean answered, sitting down with a loud creak. He moaned in pain.
"Oh, me balls!"

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