Crack || ONE-SHOTS Jacksepticeye x Markiplier.

Part 2:~Adapt and Adopt.~

"Are you ready?" Mark asked his partner.
Sean was silent for a moment, staring at the building before them. "Nerp," he answered.
Mark shook his head. "Me neither," he said. Together, they moved into the building, underneath the sign that said

'Los Angeles Adoption Agency: You get down and breed them, we'll find those who need them".

*I would just like to remind you that nothing I write should ever be taken seriously. Especially not the accent. **You can take the penis jokes seriously. Just don't take them too...hard.

They were greeted at the desk by a pretty woman. "Pick up or drop off?" She asked cheerfully.
"Ah...how da fuk do yew anser somefin liek dat?" Sean whispered to Mark.
"Er...we're here to adopt..." Mark answered the woman. She shrugged.
"I figured. But if you want to put one up, I'm available for the making process. Especially the initial part. Especially with you two."

Mark and Sean stayed silent for a moment, slightly terrified. Sean was actually considering the offer.

"SECURITY!" a voice screamed out, and the woman bolted a few seconds before two burly men ran out from a door an ran after her.
Another woman came around to the desk. "Sorry about that. We can't get rid of her."
"Dat's all reight," Sean answered, still in shock.
"You must be Mark and Sean," the new woman said, checking a list on the desk.
"Adoption for one little boy. Yes?"
"Yeah, that's us," Mark answered. The woman led them down the hall to a small room where a cot was waiting for them.

As the two looked down at their new son, sleeping away, the woman pulled a piece of paper from her clipboard.
"Have you decided on a name?" she asked, pen at the ready. Sean shook his head, tearing up as he looked at the small figure.
"Yew tell'er. Eye ned eh merment," he said, covering his mouth.
Awww, sensitive Septiceye.

Mark turned to the woman and took a deep breath.
"Sam Tim Bob Felix Ian Anthony in Nate Wade Tyler Jovenshire Lasercorn Mark Jack Sean Dean Kevin Kyle Keith Fischbach McLoughlin," he told her in one breath.
The woman stared at him for a few moments, mouth wide open.

"...We're endesieseve," Sean explained.